I Got Pranked

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I got an email from my gym this morning and I was like, "What the hell?" It said they were offering a new healthy device. A protein vape. The email read like this: "Muscle Mist Protein Vapes Crunch your workout, not your protein. Crunch Protein Vapes are a compact, portable system that transforms high-quality liquid protein into a fine, inhalable vapor. Engineered for those who want to stay fueled without disrupting their flow, it offers a streamlined alternative to traditional shakes and bars." Well that's all I saw. I didn't scroll down to the bottom. I showed it to my husband and we both found it incredulous and the craziest thing we've ever heard. So I was going to myLot about it and I looked at it again and at the bottom of the page in tiny print, it said: "Offer only valid at participating Crunch locations and expires 4/1/26. Some restrictions apply. Muscle Mist™ is not a real product (we know, we’re upset too). Protein content, puff count, and gains are purely fictional. No vapes were harmed in the making of this email. Happy April Fools." Yep, they got me!