Squirts on the high seas.
By Fiacre Banks
@xFiacre (14676)
Ireland
May 13, 2026 3:06pm CST
I do hope that our lovely cruise bunny @looeyville doesn’t fall foul of the lurgy that has afflicted 50+ passengers on a cruise that left Belfast this week and is now quarantined in Bordeaux. They have all been felled by a severe dose of the squirts.
One man died, but this has been confirmed to have been as a result of a heart attack, not vomiting and diarrhoea. small comfort though, and the victims who are squirting from both ends probably wouldn’t mind dying right now.
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@RasmaSandra (97142)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
13 May
That is what scares me about cruises but it seems @LooeyVille always comes through with a good time on her cruises.
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@LooeyVille (86)
• United States
14 May
This is my 50th cruise and I’ve only gotten sick once
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@xFiacre (14676)
• Ireland
14 May
@LooeyVille Hope you keep it that way! People can be such dirty things to be around!
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@AmbiePam (119195)
• United States
13 May
I read about that, and it sounds miserable. I know people read these stories and they swear off cruises, but it’s not exactly common considering how many cruises there are out there. Though, that won’t make these passengers feel any better.
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@luisadannointed (11283)
• Philippines
18h
I hope that would be the last incident.
Cruising is fun especially for those who really love to travel.
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@LindaOHio (220852)
• United States
14 May
Yes, the news was very concerning. I hope the rest of the victims recover.
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@LooeyVille (86)
• United States
14 May
Oh my! So far all 6000 passengers on board are still healthy and alive although a high percentage of them are intoxicated
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