I Also am Selling Tractors

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Someone is trying to sell tractors here on myLot! I’m missing out. Please buy my tractor! My tractor is painted much like the Partridge Family bus. But it has an invisibility switch. You can flip the switch and tractor your land without anyone knowing you are there! (You’ll have to camouflage yourself, which, admittedly, is a drawback. But here at Invisible Tractor Company, we’re working on that. Our owners manual comes with a camouflage chapter. Works well for hunting, and for hiding in the bushes and scaring kids on Halloween as well!) Our tractors are bulletproof (properly camouflaged, they won’t hit you anyway. Unless it’s a lucky shot. We’re working on that as well. And what, exactly, are you tractoring that requires getting shot at? Hmmm?) They run on grass, and walk like a spider. Each tractor also has a siren/red-blue flashing light so you can go into invisibility mode and freak drivers out on the Interstate (not recommended but fun nonetheless.) As you can see, our tractors are superior to those currently being posted about on myLot. So, when you are in the market for a tractor, and you are, whether you know it or not, think Invisible Tractor Company. Everyone needs a tractor! (I know these ads will disappear soon and you’ll have no idea what I’m talking about, but trust me, there were like five of them. I couldn’t resist!) Link is to TRACTORS!: