Suspicious death - not!

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Two in a row! The photo has nothing to do with the text. Someone in the Australian state of New South Wales found a ‘body’ in a suitcase on the side of a road. It turns out it was a sex doll and had been there a long time so the contents of the suitcase were at first believed to be human remains. What I thought it was really funny was that first reports said the police were treating the ‘death’ as suspicious. Well, doh! Like someone is going to stuff themselves in a suitcase then die! Police reports here often leave a bit to be desired. They like to use several words rather than just one, saying things like a ‘male person’, or ‘found to be deceased’? What’s wrong with ‘man’ or ‘dead’?