So Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are moving back to the UK

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Boy they have really screwed this whole thing up. They moved to the US and wanted to hobnob with celebrities and the entertainment industry. They wanted to be philanthropists. They wanted to make documentaries. Meghan wanted to be Martha Stewart. It has all failed spectacularly. Sooooo they are heading back to England. The rumor is that they've already enrolled their kids in school there. It is claimed that they will not be working members of the Royal Family but I'm sure they will find some way to wiggle themselves back in. What is it they say about the grass not always been greener?