I caught my neighbour sunbathing in my garden

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It was raining last night and the ground was very soggy when I put the bins out. The sunlight itself was nice and warm though, and one of my neighbours took advantage of the chance to do a bit of sunbathing - maybe the last chance she'll get till next summer. Why she decided to sunbathe in my front garden is beyond me though - I did ask her, but she didn't answer as usual, almost as if she doesn't understand simple interest. She just lay there, nekkid as usual, taking the sun and ignoring me. The nerve!