Where the hell are my glasses?

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I woke up this morning and couldn't find them. Normally I just put them on the side table or on the bed next to me. Yeah it is after 2pm and I can't find them. I had the same issue a couple of weeks ago but found them somehow buried under the loveseat cushions. Today though? Nope. I've torn up the place and this isn't a very big apartment. Nothing. I've looked EVERYWHERE including the 2nd bedroom that I never go in, the garbage, the plants out on the landing, etc. I looked in the litter box, the washing machine, the refrigerator, etc. just in case I'm developing dementia. NOPE. I guess the good news is that I really just need them for reading. I wear them almost all of the time because between my phone, work computer, paperwork, etc. I need the help but I can see distance and drive fine without them. I can read here too though it is blurry. I can get by until I can get a new pair. I really wish I didn't have to though. Plus I think I look cute in my tortoiseshell Ray-Bans.