I Don't Give a Hoot

@moffittjc (129225)
Gainesville, Florida
November 14, 2026 2:59pm CST
We had a nice cold front push through northern Florida this weekend. So nice, in fact, that I opened up all my windows throughout the house to enjoy the crisp, fresh and cold air. But as I'm sitting here in my living room trying to watch football games, the sounds of the games are being drowned out and overpowered by a large and very vocal barred owl in my backyard. I can't see it from my position on the couch, but it has to be sitting in the tree right outside my screened-in patio. And the darned owl is chatting away like it was an old lady gossiping with the neighbor across the way. I love owls, don't get me wrong, but they usually come out at night, not during the day. Why oh why, Mr. Owl, did you decide to interrupt my football game? I don't give a hoot how big and beautiful you are, please go make noise somewhere else and leave me in peace. Oh God, I sound like a grumpy old many yelling for the kids to get off my lawn! But I will let nothing disturb or interrupt me when I'm watching football. What is something in your daily life that you absolutely do not want to be interrupted or disturbed while you are doing it?
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@Wrexxo (11260)
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2h
The old lady gossiping with the neighbor comparison is perfect, thats exactly how barred owls sound... i woulda cranked the volume and let him have his chat, fr
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@wolfgirl569 (142710)
• Marion, Ohio
26m
Sleep is the only thing I don't want interrupted. Hope it moved on
@RasmaSandra (102412)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
1h
My online work and my feeling of comfort and safety in my apartment,
@Deepizzaguy (126773)
• Lake Charles, Louisiana
32m
Having my nephew yell at the computer screen when I am taking a nap early in the morning,
@NJChicaa (128445)
• United States
55m
I can't think of anything. After dealing with teenagers for 25 years I pretty much just let everything roll off my back.
@JohnRoberts (109645)
• Los Angeles, California
1h
And the owl responds "WHO are you to tell me what to do" lol.
@AmbiePam (133271)
• United States
1h
Watching football, definitely. When I have the Redzone on, there is no getting me to focus on anything else. My dad comes over after church Sunday, and the football zone has been entered. A good college game on Saturday will get my focus too, but Redzone is just special with how fast paced it is.
@TheHorse (241411)
• Walnut Creek, California
1h
I can think of a few.
@nawala123 (25902)
• Indonesia
1h
Mr owl is called burung hantu which literally means ghost bird in my place. That is because she scared us at night