Two ladies talking in heaven
@cute_missmary (3866)
United States
December 8, 2006 7:36am CST
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
Began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
About you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
Husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that
I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic
And searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every
Closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had
Looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
Keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer ---we'd both still be
Alive.
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63 responses
@starsun (316)
• India
8 Dec 06
Hey tat was a good one!
I know Daddy's password!
While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family, "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!"
"What is it? her sisters asked eagerly.
Proudly she replied, "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
@heartonfire (4119)
• Denmark
8 Dec 06
hahahaha..but u know,she could be wrong..maybe it would have been her still alive,but when the wife saw her in the freezer maybe she would still have had the heart attack...i have a joke too:a woman was installing a computer into a network for a colleague of hers..when she got to the password chooser,she asked him what password he would like to use.thinking of intimidating her,the guy says: p*nis..without even blinking,the woman types the password,retypes it for confirmation and then she burst into laugh.curious,the guy takes a look over her shoulder and sees the computer's answer: PASSWORD REJECTED....NOT LONG ENOUGH.
@mcbota (2125)
• Romania
8 Dec 06
In a cross road with a hard trafic a police man cries very strong.One man comes to him and ask:Why do u cry man/dont u see that u have to rule here and make order in the crossroad?what happened to u?The police man answers among tearsLSir look at me how I look!!Iam so ashamed!I kave on my feet 2 kind of shoes one is black and one is brown!all the people is joking on me!!the man said to him:is not any problem dear police man!u can go at home and change the shoes!!!!!the police man said:u see this is the probelm that even if I go home ,at home is the same coz I have one black and one brown too!
@rubina143 (32)
• United States
8 Dec 06
wow after all those serious topic ..all these jokes made my day....:)
@mynameismine (771)
• United States
9 Dec 06
That was good, I can only imagine what the rest of the conversation would be like.
@shoelover (896)
• Australia
9 Dec 06
Thanks for the joke. Here is another one for your collection.
A blonde lady had driven her car in a hailstorm and noticed the hail had caused some dents in her car. She took it to a panel beater who seeing her hair colour decided to have some fun. He said what you gotta do lady is go home and wait for your car to cool down. When it is cool you put your mouth on this pipe here (exhaust pipe) and you blow and blow and all the dents will pop out. So the blonde went home and waited for her car to cool. She was blowing and blowing and blowing when her flatmate arrived. She asked what the blonde was doing. When she explained what the panel beater had said she roared laughing. She said "Duh you forgot to wind up the windows".
@budi_hermanto (28)
• Indonesia
8 Dec 06
a greed .... sometime i think it would be happen that way ..
So in this life let were all think something positive way, may be we all can have a cheerful an happier feeling of this life. what u think about this???
@urzicutza (1971)
• Romania
11 Dec 06
yes i loved this joke verry much!
my god a have laught may self out!
i hpe i will never havea heart atac and i hope i will never found somebody in the frigg
@cute_missmary (3866)
• United States
28 Dec 06
yes even i hope so, i know my husband is not like that & that's y, I am quite sure abt not getting ne body in fridge, ever & never
@CheckNitout (853)
• United States
11 Dec 06
LOL that was really funny I'll have to remember that.
Thanks for adding me as a friend
@ricky1209 (1675)
• India
25 Dec 06
What Happens When You Fall In Love With
A chef? (You get buttered up.)
A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride.)
A gambler? (He cheats on you.)
A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line.)
A trashman? (He dumps you.)
A clockmaker? (He two-times you.)
A pastry cook? (He desserts you.)
A shoe salesman? (He walks all over you.)
An elevator operator? (He lets you down.)
An artist? (He gives you the brush.)
A jogger? (He gives you the run-around.)
