Yo Mama so fat...
By iAlicia
@iAlicia (758)
United States
December 18, 2006 7:28pm CST
Anyone know any good ones?
Here are a few...
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy.
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
9 responses
@Brittany011 (119)
• United States
19 Dec 06
yo moma is so ugly that when she had her baby it killed itself lol
1 person likes this
@Acts238girl (2087)
• United States
19 Dec 06
yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles poppped out.yo mama so ugly she had to tie a steak around her neck just to get the dog to play with her.
@Great_Nate (84)
• United States
19 Dec 06
Yo mama so fat, she needs mapquest to find her neck.
1 person likes this
@kunal1702 (233)
• India
21 Dec 06
But u know the most important thing yo mama thought her how to speak ,write & behave so ,yo mama can do 100 social wrong activity & still be declared as best mama.......do u agree.....
@whitematter (501)
• India
26 Dec 06
hope you will enjoy this one
1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as an asset employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.
Addendum:
That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.
@Dissposition (469)
• Canada
30 Dec 06
yer mammas so fat wen she brings her panties in for dry cleaning...she see's the zamboni driver at the hockey rink!
yer mammas so fat she went to an all you can eat buffet...and she ate everyone in the restaurant!
