Stupid Questions

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I found these stupid questions which people ask. I thought to share it with you. Enjoy and you guys too share if you've found something like funny or stupid... 1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends. Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet. Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia..... why don't you try again. 3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask. Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people. Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you? 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good?? Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it. 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years. Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big. Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself. 6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask. Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good? Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money. 7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call. Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping? Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping... you dumb witted moron. 8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair. Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut? Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding. 9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth. Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts? Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed. 10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks. Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke. Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!