23 Dec 06
What does Snow White say to the dwarfs to wake up? 7UP! 2 men at the exam for entering in the Army.The question is "What does the homeland mans for you?" 1st men: "The homeland is my mother". Then the captain asks the other.The answer is:"The homeland is my mate's mother." Cpt:"So?" 2nd man:"We are brothers!" A:How can you explain the fact that in Scotland in every castle exists a ghost? B:It's cheaper than an alarm system!
24 Dec 06
Einstein,Freud and Bill Gates were travelling with the train.Suddenly,it stopped.Freud says:"I go to see if the engine driver is OK,maybe he has an anxiety crisis.I'll go and try to solve the problem".After ten minutes he comes back and says:"He is healthy.I have nothing to do".Einstein says:"Then,I'll go to see if the train has a mechanical problem.Maybe the engine has broken down."After 10 minutes,he comes and says that everything was al right.Finnaly,Bill Gates says:"Let's get out and enter again,maybe it starts ."