Excellent stuf (part one)

India
January 4, 2007 2:19am CST
A first grade teacher Neelam(22)was having trouble with one of her student. Neelam: What is you'r probulem? Boy:I m too smart for the first grade.my sister is in third grade and Im smarter than she is! I think, i should be there. Neelam took the boy to the principal's office. Princi... said I would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of Question, he was to go back to the first grade.They agreed.. princi:What is 3*3? boy:9 princi:6*6? boy:36 And so it went with every question the princi thought a third grade should know this. He should go to third grade.principal said. Neelam said:I have some of my questions.can i ask him? princi:Yes. Neelam:WHAT DOES A COW HAVE FOUR OF THAT ,I HAVE ONLY TWO? BOY:LEGS. NEELAM:WHAT IS IN YOUR PANTS THAT U HAVE BUT I DO NOT HAVE? BOY:POCKETS NEELAM:WHAT STARTS WITH A "C" AND ENDS WITH "T" IS HAIRY,OVAL AND DELICIOUS AND CONTAINS THIN WHITISH LIQUID? BOY:coconut I HAVE ANOTHER PARTS ALSO KEEP WATCHING.iF U WANTS TO KNOW WHAT IS THE NEXT QUESTION OF NEELAM AND HOW GOOD ANSWERS WAS GIVEN BY THIS FIRST GRADE BOY. EXCELLENT STUFF PART TWO IS NEXT.
3 responses
@nemesis1 (98)
• India
4 Jan 07
great joke! actually i read it before also! reading again made me really happy!
• India
5 Jan 07
I do not want to make any comment ou you'r joke.Cause u'r name is tells every thing abt u.
@huanghaozi (1472)
• Egypt
15 Feb 07
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blond replies......................"Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" Finally, a smart blonde.
@pd_davies (149)
• India
29 Jan 07
Gifts One day The Lord spoke to Aadam. "I've got some good news and some bad news," The Lord said. Aadam looked at The Lord and replied, "Well, give me the good news first." Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new oragans for you, one is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eave. oamThe other organ I have for you is called a paenis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and 2007 populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to feb give her children." Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?" The Lord looked upon hum Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time." ** Small Compensation A drunk in a bar pukes all over his own 005 shirt, which was brand new before he came in. “Damn,” he says. “I puked on 22 my shirt again. If the wife 21 finds out, she’s gonna kill me.” “Not to worry,” says the ba07 rtender as he sticks a $20 bill in the drunk’s pocket. “Just tell her someone puked on you and gave you some cash to cover the cleaning bill.” So the drunk goes home and tells his ok wife feb jan about the guy who puked on him. She reaches into his pocket and finds tjawo twenties. “Why are there two twenties?” she asks. The drunk replies, “Oh, yea nh, he crapped in my pants, too.”