osculator_m

@osculator_m (26)

India • Age 38

Joined myLot 18 years ago

Moorkh tha Shahjahan jo karodo kharche taj par.....Roj ek mumtaj aati...us karodo ke byaaj par...

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Hair

netty79 @netty79 (991) • Indonesia 3 Nov 06

Man prefer a girl with short hair or long hair??

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osculator_m MAN PREFER A GIRL WHO HAVE LONG HAIR. B'CAUSE THEY HAVE SHORT HAIR.

9 Jan 07

hello

netty79 @netty79 (991) • Indonesia 1 Nov 06

If u can choose, u like a boy or a girl as ur first child?? everybody who want me to be ur friend? invite me pls :)

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osculator_m I LIKE TO HAVE A GIRL AS MY FIRST CHILD.B'CAUSE GIRLS ARE MORE CARYING TO HER PARENTS THAN BOYS. BUT BOYS ALSO DO CARE OF HIS PARENTS BUT NO EXACTLY IN SAME MANNER AS GIRLS.

9 Jan 07

a small question.

osculator_m @osculator_m (26) • India 9 Jan 07

what is love? what is u'r thinking? plz, i need some response on that topic to knew it better. is true love and all that happened in men's life? i don't think soo...... and u.........

excelent stuff (part two)

osculator_m @osculator_m (26) • India 6 Jan 07

IF U READ FIRST PART OF THAT STORY THEN U BETTER UNDERSTAND, WHAT'S GOING ON? NEELAM:WHAT GOES IN HARD AND PINK THEN COMES SO SOFT AND STICKY? BOY:BUBBLEGUM NEELAM:WHAT DOES A MAN DO STANDING UP, A WOMAN DOES SITTIN...

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Excellent stuf (part one)

osculator_m @osculator_m (26) • India 4 Jan 07

A first grade teacher Neelam(22)was having trouble with one of her student. Neelam: What is you'r probulem? Boy:I m too smart for the first grade.my sister is in third grade and Im smarter than she is! I think, i should be...

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osculator_m I do not want to make any comment ou you'r joke.Cause u'r name is tells every thing abt u.

5 Jan 07

Excellent stuf (part one)

osculator_m @osculator_m (26) • India 4 Jan 07

A first grade teacher Neelam(22)was having trouble with one of her student. Neelam: What is you'r probulem? Boy:I m too smart for the first grade.my sister is in third grade and Im smarter than she is! I think, i should be...

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Do you want to be my friend?

2treatme @2treatme (1245) • India 27 Nov 06

Do you want to be my friend?

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osculator_m Why not yaar. Here,I have so much space for new friends. "Here" means in my heart(dil),Not in my pocket.

4 Jan 07

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what is your oppinion about me ??

2fast4u @2fast4u (42) • Romania 3 Dec 06

really if u think i'm ugly just tell me

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osculator_m I don't think, U r ugly? B'cause in my opinion every girl in this world is beautiful. B'cause girls have those things which,I do not have. And if this photograph is yours,Then u r the gorgeous one.

4 Jan 07

hey do u have a boy or girlfriend??

2fast4u @2fast4u (42) • Romania 3 Dec 06

i dont have and i want to meet someone

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osculator_m I don't have any girl friend. Its realy,don't think that,Its not the truth! B'cause ,I m responding toa girl. But truly ,I don't have girl friends.

4 Jan 07

what do u think about ghost's storryes??

2fast4u @2fast4u (42) • Romania 7 Dec 06

i like them verry much how about u....

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osculator_m I like them. That's not horrible for me actually, I m having fun while watching these movies.

4 Jan 07

our national day in Romania is 1st december what yours???

2fast4u @2fast4u (42) • Romania 8 Dec 06

the national day represents a relly good life but it isnt so i could tell but i'm proud to live in romania......................

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osculator_m I m an indian and our national day is 15th of august.

4 Jan 07

Hobby

dss_raja @dss_raja (427) • India 29 Dec 06

What is your Hobby? Be specific, what exactly you like doing in your free time.

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osculator_m Acually ,I m very fun living guy. Likes to do dance very much. I won some competetion held in my college.

4 Jan 07

Meaning of your Name

dss_raja @dss_raja (427) • India 3 Jan 07

Whats the meaning of your name ? My name Davinder: means Lord Indra( God of Rains according to hindu Mythology)

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osculator_m Hi My name is Aashish and it means (aashirwad)or blessings. One more thing my account's name is osculator_m,it is in two parts "OSCULATOR" & "M". M = Male OSCULATOR = A feeling which comes in our body, when we (osculate)smooch someone.

4 Jan 07

an army test

osculator_m @osculator_m (26) • India 2 Jan 07

I have a friend "dilip". Last year an incident was happened with him. which,I want to share with u all. Last year army ki bharti nikli thi. Usmain yeh bhi gaye the. There is a check up for smookers.& dilip was regular...

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osculator_m Thanks yaar

4 Jan 07

Ultimate answer while changing you'r job.

osculator_m @osculator_m (26) • India 1 Jan 07

Interviewer: Why did you leave you'r last job? Sardar: Because the company shifted the office and did not tell me where...

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osculator_m Thanks buddy.

4 Jan 07

american life style

osculator_m @osculator_m (26) • India 3 Jan 07

wife is in house. calling her husband. said: honey!where r u? please come home earliar. because your children and my children,bitting our children.

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indian joke

osculator_m @osculator_m (26) • India 3 Jan 07

do not eat food after readin this joke......... bangali: dr. sahab,potla potla tatti ata hai,khane ko mon nai korta hai. doctor:yelo dawai, mota mota tatti ayega, jayse marzi kaat-kaat ke khaana....!

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older age women vs men

ramya186 @ramya186 (949) • India 28 Dec 06

some says that is in the older age(above 55)womens will not have the stamina than the mens is it true ... what u feel.....

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osculator_m OOoooo... Really Thanks to inform me yaar. Now, I m planning my life after 55 years of age and, I will enjoy life more than u. Hai naa. Cause u r girl....

2 Jan 07

an army test

osculator_m @osculator_m (26) • India 2 Jan 07

I have a friend "dilip". Last year an incident was happened with him. which,I want to share with u all. Last year army ki bharti nikli thi. Usmain yeh bhi gaye the. There is a check up for smookers.& dilip was regular...

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(Vulgar)in hindi

osculator_m @osculator_m (26) • India 1 Jan 07

Doctor ek mariz ke piche bhaag raha tha. maine rooka aur poocha kya hua bhai, usne kuch chura liya hai kya. doctor: nahi sala har mahine nas bhandi ke operation ke liye aata hai, aur baal saaf karake bhag jata hai.

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osculator_m Thanks buddy Check the next one.(an army test)

2 Jan 07