Hickory Dickory Dock
By charlieb1979
@charlieb1979 (392)
United States
January 5, 2007 2:44pm CST
Liz was unhappy with her breasts. they were too small. So she went to Doctor Johnson. "Doctor, what can you do to help me. My breasts are too small." He said "its really simple. three times a day at 10am, 2pm, and 4pm, extend your arms out to the sides and rotate them reciting this poem"
Mary had a little lamb
its fleece was white as snow
if i do this three times a day
my breasts are sure to grow.
Well about a week later Liz is at grocery store at 10 AM. She's a little hesitant to do this in the grocery store. but she does it anyway, she extends her arms and rotates and recites:
Mary had a little lamb
its fleece was white as snow
if I do this three times a day
my breasts are sure to grow
Just then her friend Tim walks up and says "Liz, you go to Doctor Johnson don't you?"
Liz says "well yes how did you know?"
just then he hikes his leg and says "Hickory Dickory Dock"
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@satyamss (870)
• India
5 Jan 07
A couple married thirty years were revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon. Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer fence running
along the road.
The woman said,
"Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did here thirty years ago."
The guy stopped the car. His wife backed against the fence, and they made love like never before.
Back in the car, the guy says, "Darling, you sure never moved like That thirty years ago, or any time since that I can remember!"
The woman says, "thirty years ago that fence wasn't electrified!"
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