Flat Tummy (Joke)

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The joke may continute : After some time the little boy sees his pregnant mother. He is quite puzzled and asks his dad, 'I used to see uncle next door riding hard on top of mum. Why mum's tummy still keeps on growing?'

Costume... A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain and as it was still early, she decided to go the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to......."

what a funny kid..haha

haha....it was very funny...thanks for sharring....well u can never imagine what little kids will say.

wa!!! that was funny!!! hahah!!!

OMG...I am about to pee myself, I am laughing so hard..this was really funny.

Nice one

That is funny!!

Lol that was very funny thanks for the laugh

Oh crap huahuaehuahuae that shows how innocent are little kids ... :P

Haha. Poor mother!

This is very cute and funny... I have to tell this one to my friends.. How did you come up with it? Very impressive

Where do you get all these kind of jokes, its funny. ha ha ha ha But I would like to ask a question - that why always women bounces on man, well mostly in all cases. I heard so

Thank you for sharing that joke it was very funny. I am always glad to see funny jokes on mylot.

ha ha hah that was really wonderful, but the most embarasing moment for the dad.

lmao pretty good, very funny, I really like it.

man that definitely was funny. It's a little crazy but still funny. Thanks for sharing.

really good the joke gives of then that the imagination of a boy is very big

Ha! That was a good one! Oh man...