Pa won't like it, yeeeowsers!
@awesomehorizons (884)
United States
February 7, 2007 4:00pm CST
A farm boy accidentally overturned a wagon of corn on the road. A nearby farmer saw the accident and went over to have a look and found the boy trying to right the tipped wagon.
"Hey Willie," the farmer said. "Forget your troubles for a spell ... it's late, come have dinner with us. I'll help you with that wagon after we eat."
"That's mighty nice of you, but Pa won't like it," Willie replied.
"Aw, come on son. Take a break." the farmer insisted.
"Well, okay," the boy finally agreed. "But Pa won't like it."
After a hearty meal, Willie thanked the farmer. "I feel a lot better now, but I just know that Pa will be upset."
"Nonsense," the farmer said. "Where is your Pa anyway?"
"Under the wagon."
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@awesomehorizons (884)
• United States
7 Feb 07
Haaaaaaa! I thought it was pretty funny myself, LOL. I sure feel sorry for Pa! Maybe even sorrier for poor lil' Willie ... LOL
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• India
8 Feb 07
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@anjuscor (1266)
• India
8 Feb 07
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@lauriefnp (5111)
• United States
7 Feb 07
I couldn't stop laughing! I definitely didn't see that coming.
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