Hillarys First Night In Office As President ... (JOKE)
February 9, 2007 2:48am CST
in January 2009 Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has waited so long.......... The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Washington says, "Never tell a lie." "Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that." The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, "Listen to the people." "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that." On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
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25 Apr 07
I hate agreeing so much with the sentiment, but I do. The guy just seems to keep makign things worse and worse. Hopefully some day he'll get his head out of big businesses' butts and care about the poepl. I don't hold out much hope though.
9 Feb 07
December 1 - Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray paint gold, turn upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas Cards. December 2 - Have Mormon Tabernacle Choir record outgoing Christmas message for answering machine. December 3 - Using candlewick and hand gilded miniature pinecones, fashion cat-o-nine-tails. Flog Gardener. December 4 - Repaint Sistine Chapel ceiling in ecru, with mocha trim. December 5 - Get new eyeglasses. Grind lenses myself. December 6 - Fax family Christmas newsletter to Pulitzer Committee for consideration. December 7 - Debug Windows 2000 December 10 - Align carpets to adjust for curvature of Earth. December 11 - Lay Faberge egg. December 12 - Take Dog apart. Disinfect. Reassemble. December 13 - Collect Dentures. They make excellent pastry cutters, particularly for decorative pie crusts. December 14 - Install plumbing in gingerbread house. December 15 - Replace air in mini-van tires with Glade "holiday scents" in case tires are shot out at mall. December 17 - Child-proof the Christmas tree with garland of razor wire. December 19 - Adjust legs of chairs so each Christmas dinner guest will be same height when sitting at his or her assigned seat. December 20 - Dip sheep and cows in egg whites and roll in confectioner's sugar to add a festive sparkle to the pasture. December 21 - Drain city reservoir; refill with mulled cider, orange slices and cinnamon sticks. December 22 - Float votive candles in toilet tank. December 23 - Seed clouds for white Christmas. December 24 - Do my annual good deed. Go to several stores. Be seen engaged in last minute Christmas shopping, thus making many people feel less inadequate than they really are. December 25 - Bear son. Swaddle. Lay in color-coordinated manger scented with homemade potpourri. December 26 - Organize spice racks by genus and phylum. December 27 - Build snowman in exact likeness of Jesus. December 31 - New Year's Eve! Give staff their resolutions. Call a friend in each time zone of the world as the clock strikes midnight in that country.