Favourite Simpsons quote?

Australia
February 13, 2007 4:11am CST
there are so many but mine is by Ralph "Principal skinner i got car sick in your office" What is your favourite simpsons quote?
11 responses
@abhax123 (1695)
• India
24 Feb 07
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down." isnt it nice...!
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• Australia
2 Mar 07
hahahaha nice...thats a great one too
@fub21a (194)
• Australia
24 Feb 07
I have a few.. 1. When Mr burn is believed to be an alien in the woods and mulder and scully go and interogate Homer with a lie detector. Scully : Right I'm gonna ask you a serious of yes or no questions do you understand ? Homer : Yes (Lie detector blows up) 2. Marge : Homer! There's someone who can help you. Homer : Is it batman? Marge : No he's a scientist Homer : Batman's a scientist! Marge : It's not Batman And the last one I could go on forever. 3. Homer : How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Everytime I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.. remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive ? well I can go on but I will stop :)
• Australia
24 Feb 07
u had me laughing off my seat!!! hahahahah
@brandon22 (163)
• United States
22 Feb 07
my favorite quote is when marge asks homer if he thinks what he did was wrong and he answers, "marge, i don't think anything i've ever done is wrong."
• Australia
23 Feb 07
lol oh yeah that's true...
• United States
2 Mar 07
Oooh doughnuts!! That one is my favorite. You should see how often we say it in my family.
• Japan
28 Feb 07
[abu] "silly customer! you cant hurt the twinky" and [homer] "cant talk! eating"
@davis123 (507)
• United States
24 Feb 07
eat my shorts [bart]
@davis123 (507)
• United States
24 Feb 07
umm i like when homer says doh and the bully says ha ha
@00fear (3216)
• United States
24 Feb 07
haha i like all of them but there is one that quotes are funny. homers quotes are very funny. homer: (scratches a ticket and sees he won $1 million), apu, apu, i wanna buy this chocolate bar and this ticket. this is all i have. apu: oh im sorry, you do not have enough for both of them. homer: ee, ee, ill take the chocolate bar.
@Morticia (419)
19 Feb 07
Oh, there are many... I can't remember all of them and some of my favorites I even have written down somewhere on my computer, but to be honest - I'm a bit lazy to type them over now and I still can't use copy/paste option on mylot:( Ok I won't go off topic anymore :} Here is one: Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is - never try!
@sensesfail (2251)
• India
18 Feb 07
I love the simpsons.My favorite saying is where's the beef?
@marian_o9 (981)
• Australia
17 Feb 07
mine is by ralph too... 'why does everybody run away from me'? and then he wets his pants LOL!! ralph is so cutely dumb hehehe [i noe cutely isnt a word lol]