Guns and Doctors

great!!!! nice joke lol

hey is that true what you have written here why i am asking is it has come under jokes column so i am curious to know and if it is true that we really need to alert everyone about this

Missing Accountant A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, "Didn't your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?" The businessman replies, "That's the accountant we're looking for." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Heart A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their hands and knees in one of the flower beds. He goes over and says, "Can I help? Have you lost something?" "No," says one of the doctors. "We're about to do a heart transplant on an accountant and we're looking for a suitable stone." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Three Accountants Three accountants go to the men's room to relieve themselves. The first one finishes and walks over to the basin to wash his hands. He then proceeds to dry them carefully, using paper towel after paper towel until every spot of water is gone. He turns to the other two accountants and says, "CPAs are trained to be extremely thorough." The second one goes over to the basin, washes his hands and then dries them with one paper towel, using every corner of it until every spot of water is gone. He says, "Chartered Accountants are trained to be extremely thorough but also extremely efficient." The third accountant walks straight to the door. "Management Accountants learn never to piss on themselves."