March 27 is.....

One of my favorite country songs is..... I'm going to hire a wino to decorate our home.... she said " I'm going to hire a wino to decorate our home, so you'll feel more and ease here and you won't have to roam. We'll take out the dining room table put a bar along that wall..and a neon sign to point the way to the bathroom down the hall. I also enjoy the song Dropkick me Jesus through the goalpost of life..... Dropkick me Jesus through the goalpost of life.. end over end neither left nor to right straight through the heart of them righteous uprights dropkick me jesus threough the goalpost of life.

The only one that comes immediately to mind is "Achy Breaky Heart", and I shudder to even *think* about the words to that one. Oh, how about "Queen of My Double-Wide Trailer"? "This here's the queen of my double-wide trailer with the polyester curtains and the redwood deck..." :)