Ten signs you are a "crazy cat lady"
By jillbeth
@jillbeth (2705)
United States
March 27, 2007 1:54pm CST
1. Your colleagues no longer ask how your weekend was. Instead they ask how your cats are doing.
2. People at work have stopped offering you their lint brushes. They realize it's hopeless anyway.
3. When you get your latest roll of film developed, there's not a single human being in the pictures.
4. There are kitty litter boxes in every room of your apartment.
5. Your personal motto is: "You can never have enough cats."
6. You buy more than 60 pounds of cat litter a month.
7. You'd rather watch hours of boring infomercials than disturb the cat sleeping on the remote.
8. You choose your friends based on how well your cats like them.
9. You are lost for conversation with non-cat people.
10. You introduce your cats by name to the pizza delivery guy.
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9 responses
@desertdarlene (8911)
• United States
27 Mar 07
He he. That's very funny. When I used to have cats, I would say that I was guilty for at least half of them, especially the pictures part. I could probably show you hundreds of pictures of my cats, but only a few people.
@jillmalitz (5131)
• United States
27 Mar 07
Well, if you change most of those cat words to dog-you have me. LOL
@nglanfield (559)
• Turkey
28 Mar 07
I was hoping that I wouldn't become a crazy cat lady, but reading these, it look like I'm well on the way!
@sjohnson628 (3197)
• United States
27 Mar 07
LoL thats a good one I know a cat lady she has 50 cats OMGOSH! I copied this for email thanks!
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@desertdarlene (8911)
• United States
27 Mar 07
In our city, you can't have more than two or three cats, I think. But, outside the city, you can have as many as you want. I know a guy who bought a house in an area so that he can keep all his cats.
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@flowerchilde (12529)
• United States
2 Apr 07
Very funny! It's hard to imagine, but people really do have all these cats! sometimes.. My question is why are there no dog men? Too much noise!!!!
:))
@1983tyler (507)
• United States
27 Mar 07
Oh dear. I think I must be a crazy cat lady. LOL
Not really, but some of the above signs are me. LOL
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@BarBaraPrz (51838)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
27 Mar 07
Well, even though I'm a "cat person" I'm not a CRAZY cat person... at least not according to this list. I particularly like number 10: introducing your cats by name to the pizza delivery guy.
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