Easter joke

@hookfan (447)
March 29, 2007 10:50am CST
What do you call a chicken in a shell suit? An egg :D Now I know it's not a good joke, but I bet it made you groan :)
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• India
29 Mar 07
For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. "You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life. The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces. "You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them. Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."
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• Australia
31 Mar 07
Ha Ha ha. Liked this one.
@rebelann (72138)
• El Paso, Texas
30 May
Not what anyone would have expected. Poor poor pigeon.
@msqtech (15075)
• United States
29 Mar 07
I would think a turchken
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@rebelann (72138)
• El Paso, Texas
30 May
What the hell is a turchken?
@weemam (13377)
31 Mar 07
I had to read it twice before I got it lol , well it is nearly 12 and I am really tired lol xx
@hookfan (447)
1 Apr 07
Oh pal, it's not a good joke to read when you're tired but glad you got it anyway LOL xx
@mummymo (23707)
29 Mar 07
Big groan - but a bit of a chuckle too though! xxx
@hookfan (447)
29 Mar 07
Well I'm glad there was a bit of a chuckle there too! :D Hope you're feeling better! xx
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