clever & funny
By MsTickle
@MsTickle (25180)
Australia
April 1, 2007 4:28am CST
It was fun being a baby boomer... until now. Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:
Herman's Hermits--- Mrs.. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba--- Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
And my favorite:
Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again
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@charms88 (7538)
• Philippines
1 Apr 07
Oh tickle, you really love to give me a good ticklish. I kept re-reading all those you wrote down and I honestly don't know anyone of them. Sure, I love the song from Abba and The Bee Gees, but the rest are not familiar to me. I'm not a 60's baby anyway. Thanks for the good laugh...
@serndipty2 (56)
• United States
1 Apr 07
I am way older than a baby boomer but this will fit my generation too , gotta love it , thanks for the giggles ,mate :)
@GardenGerty (157494)
• United States
2 Apr 07
Oh, my, did they come to my house for inspiration? I always vowed not to become my mom and constantly talk about my bowel movements, the frequency, difficulty, or lack of, but it seems like as you age you lose track of everything else.Have a great night, listening to the golden moldies. LoL
@byfaithonly (10698)
• United States
1 Apr 07
LOL - these are funny, I do remember all of these songs, the originals. Scarey thing is "I am Women" I read that over 4 or 5 times before I could figure out what was wrong/different - snore, I just kept reading roar :) Guess I'm snoring :(
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@Grandmaof2 (7579)
• Canada
1 Apr 07
MsTickle you just brought laughs into our front room this morning. I read this to my husband and we both thought this was hilarious. I need to Thank You very much. I plan to rewrite this out and share it with family and friends.
@byfaithonly (10698)
• United States
1 Apr 07
Grandma just copy and paste it to another document or email - that's what I did and sent it to my small group, of which the majority are baby boomers :)
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@peaceful (3294)
• United States
25 Apr 07
Those are almost painfully funny! :)
Thank for the Laffs, Dear Sister! :)
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