When you will die,what you want to say?

I want to know,thanks.

It's His Fault

Billy and Bobby were brothers, and they often had fights with each other. Last Saturday their mother said to them, "I'm going to cook our lunch now. Go out and play in the garden - and be good."...

Where's The Manager

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his...

Two Attorneys

Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own...

The piss test

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike...