What Would Your Lonely Hearts Ad Say?

Lonely Hearts Ad - Writing a lonely hearts ad
May 12, 2007 7:51pm CST
Pretend you had to write a lonely hearts ad for yourself. I would want someone with a gsoh, loves sport, is into politics, is kind, gentle and hung like a donkey!! What about you?
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@gabs8513 (48715)
• United Kingdom
13 May 07
Ok you asked lol I would want someone who is loving caring respectful romantic like me great personality brilliant sense of Humor loves Gissi neat and tidy accepts my Illness accepts me as I am but mainly Loves me for who I am and what I am Thats all I can think of now lol
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13 May 07
Wow, that sounds like the perfect partner, if you meet them, any chance of sharing!!LOL
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@gabs8513 (48715)
• United Kingdom
13 May 07
Of cause we can allsorts no problem Ok Jimbo you are on lol isn't he allsorts
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13 May 07
I'll take Saturday, Monday and Thursday if those are ok with you Gabs!
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@cjsmom (1423)
• United States
13 May 07
If I were ever in the market again, which I won't be because I'm too old to change my ways and, if something ever happened to Mark, I wouldn't want to start over from scratch with CJ and all...but, just hypothetically, I'd say something like: Fairly attractive, loyal woman, looking for a sincere, caring, loyal, and kind man who loves children. Must have a good sense of humor and not possessive. If you love life, God, and being spontanacious then I'm the gal for you.
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13 May 07
Mark and CJ are two very lucky people and long may you enjoy your wonderful life my friend!! Thanks.
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@cjsmom (1423)
• United States
13 May 07
Thank you my friend. You are much to kind to me!
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13 May 07
My pleasure cjsmom, I value you as a true friend here on mylot. Take care.
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@rainbow (6763)
13 May 07
Ha-ha, as long as he doesn't have ears like one too! Mid 30's lady looking for fun Farmer - wellies optional, must love all animals, have excellent gsoh, and patience, for good times and chilling out. That was harder than I thought - I have no idea what I'd put if I had to do that, I've never tried that kind of thing. Always wanted to be a farmers wife but got a brickie, lol.
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13 May 07
Oh he must have big ears, it will give me something to hold onto!!LOL Oooh,arrr yours sounds very romantic rainbow, although a big strong brickie must be lot of fun too:0)
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@rainbow (6763)
14 May 07
ooh we could put together a calendar of sexy workmen.
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@rosie_123 (6118)
13 May 07
Hung like a donkey - LOL - I like that! At least you're honest. As for mine - I guess it would go along the lines of "Cat woman seeks cat loving man to make her purr!" And he must have a gsoh too, love animals and the environment, and allow me my "space" because I can't stand feeling trapped!!!
13 May 07
I know a few who fit this bill, Felix, Tom and Garfield. I'll give you their addresses if you're interested. Miaow!!
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@rosie_123 (6118)
13 May 07
LOL! Not sure Sasha, Henry, Frodo and Wilby would want to share ther Cat "mum" with any other male felines!!!
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@OhMyDayz (157)
16 May 07
Sweet 17 and never been kissed. I am looking for a tall, dark, handsome man with full lucious lips who will take me in their arms and make the earth move for me. No bulldozers please.
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@OhMyDayz (157)
17 May 07
17". I can think of many other things apart from catching flies, my lips feel moist already;p
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@filmbuff (2909)
• United States
14 May 07
I'll write one based on my Avatar, it would go something like this: Despotic leader of the free world seeking agreeable type. Must love Jesus and use small words.
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14 May 07
Yeehah, I'm the perfect Ding Dang Doo for you!!!
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@DavidReedy (2411)
• United States
14 May 07
Frustrated S.O.B. tired of the gaming and emotional maiming. Looking for mate for emotional abuse and reception of blame for all of your failed dreams. Would expect you'd put up with the same from me. Might as well save time and skip some of the preliminaries. Let's just start burping and farting in front of each other on the first night. Better still, why don't we skip the marriage and go straight for the divorce. I'll leave you jaded and you get my house. J/K. I already got a wonderful lady--hope someone at least finds the humor in the preceding "personals".
@tinamwhite (3255)
• United States
14 May 07
I would want someone with loves children; thinks that family is important; enjoys outdoor activities, like camping, boating and fishing; financially secure; does not drink; no criminal record; a big ole teddy bear....LOL
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14 May 07
Sounds the perfect gent!!
@010878 (303)
• Indonesia
13 May 07
LOL Hung Like A Donkey ? I'm sure you've seen many donkey privates to know that :D As for me I'd go with sincere, honest, loving person. Because many relationships today based on lying :D Btw good luck finding the donkey guy LOL
13 May 07
I carry a carrot in my pocket everyday and live in hope:0) I hope there is a sincere, honest and loving person out there for you if you are looking!! Thanks for requesting me as a friend.
13 May 07
LMAO... Oh I don't know I'd be useless with these. (luckly for me I didn't have to do this) =) I might not of found someone otherwise lol.. Maybe along the lines of this "Young male, seeking fun, caring female. Enjoys life, sports, and helping etc (whaha hahaha!!!) Kudos friend, ~Joey
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13 May 07
Oh your're too modest Joey!! There is so much more you could add, sincere, thoughtful, kind and very loyal. Your wife is a lucky woman!! Thanks my friend.
@magica (3710)
• Bulgaria
13 May 07
Hello, lonely hearts, dont be lonely:-)Meet an inteligent, sincere lady with original thoughts, enough loyal to be your friend and fan of computers, pets, untraditional things and much much more.
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13 May 07
You sound very interesting magica, especially quoting about untraditional things, the mind boggles!! Thanks.