What Would Your Lonely Hearts Ad Say?

Ok you asked lol I would want someone who is loving caring respectful romantic like me great personality brilliant sense of Humor loves Gissi neat and tidy accepts my Illness accepts me as I am but mainly Loves me for who I am and what I am Thats all I can think of now lol

If I were ever in the market again, which I won't be because I'm too old to change my ways and, if something ever happened to Mark, I wouldn't want to start over from scratch with CJ and all...but, just hypothetically, I'd say something like: Fairly attractive, loyal woman, looking for a sincere, caring, loyal, and kind man who loves children. Must have a good sense of humor and not possessive. If you love life, God, and being spontanacious then I'm the gal for you.

Ha-ha, as long as he doesn't have ears like one too! Mid 30's lady looking for fun Farmer - wellies optional, must love all animals, have excellent gsoh, and patience, for good times and chilling out. That was harder than I thought - I have no idea what I'd put if I had to do that, I've never tried that kind of thing. Always wanted to be a farmers wife but got a brickie, lol.

Sweet 17 and never been kissed. I am looking for a tall, dark, handsome man with full lucious lips who will take me in their arms and make the earth move for me. No bulldozers please.

Hung like a donkey - LOL - I like that! At least you're honest. As for mine - I guess it would go along the lines of "Cat woman seeks cat loving man to make her purr!" And he must have a gsoh too, love animals and the environment, and allow me my "space" because I can't stand feeling trapped!!!

I'll write one based on my Avatar, it would go something like this: Despotic leader of the free world seeking agreeable type. Must love Jesus and use small words.

Hello, lonely hearts, dont be lonely:-)Meet an inteligent, sincere lady with original thoughts, enough loyal to be your friend and fan of computers, pets, untraditional things and much much more.

Frustrated S.O.B. tired of the gaming and emotional maiming. Looking for mate for emotional abuse and reception of blame for all of your failed dreams. Would expect you'd put up with the same from me. Might as well save time and skip some of the preliminaries. Let's just start burping and farting in front of each other on the first night. Better still, why don't we skip the marriage and go straight for the divorce. I'll leave you jaded and you get my house. J/K. I already got a wonderful lady--hope someone at least finds the humor in the preceding "personals".

LMAO... Oh I don't know I'd be useless with these. (luckly for me I didn't have to do this) =) I might not of found someone otherwise lol.. Maybe along the lines of this "Young male, seeking fun, caring female. Enjoys life, sports, and helping etc (whaha hahaha!!!) Kudos friend, ~Joey

I would want someone with loves children; thinks that family is important; enjoys outdoor activities, like camping, boating and fishing; financially secure; does not drink; no criminal record; a big ole teddy bear....LOL

LOL Hung Like A Donkey ? I'm sure you've seen many donkey privates to know that :D As for me I'd go with sincere, honest, loving person. Because many relationships today based on lying :D Btw good luck finding the donkey guy LOL