Where's the weirdest place you have fallen asleep?

Well, I was a U.S. Paratrooper, a paramedic and trained in search & rescue. I also never had a regular sleep pattern. I've slept on school & church gym floors, on airplanes with a parachute on my back, in self propelled howitzers and all camoflaged up, hidden in the bushes. I've also slept in the shotgun seat of an ambulance going lights and sirens. I've fallen asleep standing up. My wife jokes that the only place I have a hard time sleeping, is in my own bed. ;~D

In my past i got very smashed from dringing straight rye, i work up on someones front lawn with heavy traffic and people heading to work. My mind was fuctioning, but my legs were like rubber so i attempted the 7 block home. There was a lot of one step forwards, but 2 steps back. The wife seen me, this rubber man and her heart went out to me. Today i don't drink, but i'm reminded of this rubberband man, i laugh about this incident to this day. Take care Dimplesnlaughs.

It was on a open jeep I fell asleep for more than five hours ... drunk. Thank god, I never fell, till the jeep reached destination. One more spot was the eucalyptus factory, when I gone for jungle trekking.