Romance Mathematics etc..

@yan_i24 (258)
May 24, 2007 12:28am CST
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man smart woman = romance Smart man dumb woman = affair Dumb man smart woman = marriage Dumb man dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss smart employee = profit Smart boss dumb employee = production Dumb boss smart employee = promotion Dumb boss dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. -Just wanna share this article to you. Hope you like it. =)
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4 responses
• Philippines
24 May 07
A part of that article is right, but I don't like words who discrimating a woman. I don't know maybe its true for a little bit.
@yan_i24 (258)
• Philippines
29 May 07
Hmmm.. well, it doesn't apply to all men and women here on earth anyway. =) By the way, you're a bit KC Concepcion look alike. =)
@Hatley (164471)
• Garden Grove, California
31 Mar 08
well it is sure slanted towards the male point of view and I would love to see such an article written by a women probably would be a whole lot differnt.onething I would say in my experience a woman worries about the future after she get after she gets a husband anda man never worries about the future after he gets a wife else why are so many of us women stillworking after we are married.also a man marries expecting hiswife to stay size ten and after a lot of children she does change duh!!!!
@michecu (637)
• Philippines
10 Sep 07
The article is really funny...I think some of them are true...but most of it are just for fun. But I like them, I'm gonna send some to my bf, and I'm sure he'll be rolling with laughter! thanks!
• China
31 May 07
some of the sounds funny,others are acid for a woman. but i can't deny they are true:)