what best insult you say or get?

LOL....I also cannot write down what I would say....It would be too nasty and crude and definantly be deleted.

I actually have a collection of it on my cell...here are few that i simply love : 'You are genius, your mind is a master piece, It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right, And in right part nothing is left.' I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.... If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?... Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small brain too. then you my friend will be a GENIUS ... hope you like them LOL

I walked in on my dad last night while he was looking at something on the pc. He nearly choked on his Ovaltine and went all red and flustered. I don;t know what I did wrong but when I asked him he said that I was about as welcome as a fart in a space suit. Hope he forgives me .

I can't write here but let's just say it is a command that would be very uncomfortable to do.

Well, I don't really think about what to say that can hurt someone's feelings...I suppose it's whatever is relavent to whomever you're fighting with! I've got a question for you though, are you Slovak? I've never heard of a drunk slovakian fisherman before!LOL! Quite funny:)