Bumperstickers, what are your favorite one-liners?

@writersedge (22579)
United States
October 1, 2007 8:47pm CST
I love to read bumperstickers when I'm walking through parking lots. Those one-liners stuck on weather resistant paper, bought and then stuck on the back end of cars. Some of my favorites are: My family is more disfunctional than yours. Recycle yourself! Sign up to be an organ donor. Proud parent of a _________(whatever school) student. Since my rear end collision, my favorite is starting to be, "If you can read this, you're too close." I also revere the ones that ask of to remember POWs. So what are your favorite bumper stickers?
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