The most important part of organising a wedding.

Sorry kiddo, but at your age the best place is nowhere to have a stag night. And if you know what is good for you, don't be trying to shove any cake into that pretty bride's face at the reception either. We know you can be serious when you really want to be, and weddings are a serious business. If you don't believe me, just come to Las Vegas. PS: ...and don't ferget yer spider, er, I mean skillet.

I was a bridal seamstress for thirty years... if either of you need a virtual ensemble, I would be available for fittings and alterations...