Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee........

@tess1960 (2386)
United States
January 26, 2008 3:00pm CST
You answer the door before people knock. Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse. You lick your coffee pot clean. You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. Can you think of any more good ones?
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@jezzmay (1845)
• United States
27 Jan 08
Those are good,if I drink coffee I am a nervous wreck. That is why I do not drink coffee,tea will do me the same way.If I want to get something done,all I have to do is drink coffee or tea,and I can not find enough to do.
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@tess1960 (2386)
• United States
29 Jan 08
have you tried green tea. my favorite is orange, passionfruit and jasmine flavored green tea from lipton. i drink it throughout the day. i can only drink coffee in the morning, otherwise i would drive my coworkers crazy with chatter.
@jezzmay (1845)
• United States
29 Jan 08
Yes,I have used green tea.I like it ,but I still can not drink much of it.If I drink a cup or two,I am o.k. This does give me energy when I need it.
@arkaf61 (10882)
• Canada
29 Jan 08
LOLLLLLLLLL I guess it does have its effects :) Personally I don't drink coffee. I used to. I actually used to drink expresso, every day, quite a few times a day. WHen I was in UNiversity I used to drink one almost every other hour. But one day I woke up and didn't like it anymore. I do love the smell of the coffee, but not the taste.
@tess1960 (2386)
• United States
29 Jan 08
you got coffeed out huh? i go through stages where i really don't like it but i drink it because i need the boost to wake up.
@pitstop (5735)
• India
27 Jan 08
Great collection! I used to be a coffee freak, but after I developed acidity problems and reflux I've cut down to the occasional coffee!
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@tess1960 (2386)
• United States
29 Jan 08
That's why I can no longer drink coffee through out the day.
@MagicGuy (157)
• United States
26 Jan 08
You've invented an intravenous method!! You make coffee so you can go get some coffee. You find the only trash in your car (in or out of the can)is coffee cups. You've ever reached for an 'invisable' cup. You giggle when people say they are 'coffeed out'. You've woke up at the table with a mug in your hand. You've purchased an electric travel mug and it lasted only 1 day. You took a coffee break in the middle of this list.
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@tess1960 (2386)
• United States
29 Jan 08
LOL, I loved your list. How about this one: You look in your cup and ask "Who drank my coffee?".