Gas!!

United States
February 12, 2008 9:46pm CST
I was in my room getting comfortable so that i could get dinner started. I went in the kitchen to find my 13 year old making waffles and eggs. He scrambled two eggs. As we know, eggs are full of cholesterol and causes gas. Well' anyway, when my son develops gas,it's not pretty. Well, he decided to boil two more eggs because he couldn't wait for dinner. All i could think about was the smell that his body would let loose in an hour or so, but so far so good because i was afraid i would have to leave him out in the hall : ).
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@MH4444 (2161)
• United States
17 Jun 08
I had to read this one twice to actually understand that you were serious. LOL That's too funny. "Oh no!!!! It's the egg gas attack. giggles
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• United States
17 Jun 08
No, you're the one who's funny........LOL!
@KevinIX (47)
• United States
13 Feb 08
Hmm? I never knew eggs caused gas. One of the nice things about living alone is that if I pass gas, no one knows. :D Although since I share a bathroom with the rest of my dormitory hall, it gets pretty smelly in there. One of my friends carries a box of matches with him whenever he uses the toilet. He says that the flame helps burn away the smell. I guess it kind of works. In any case, leaving a window/door open is probably the best way to get rid of odors.
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• United States
13 Feb 08
Your friend is right on point with the matches for i have used the matches myself and it works wonderfully. Everyone's system (body) is different so maybe you don't get the bubbles like me or my son, lucky you : )
@sid556 (30960)
• United States
13 Feb 08
learn something new everyday. thats funny.
• United States
26 Mar 08
I don't think I've ever had gas from an egg. I use Eggland's Best brand; they are lower in cholesterol. According to the nutrition facts, you can eat 12 of them a week (on a low fat diet) without increasing your serum cholesterol.
@cortney09 (1345)
• United States
13 Feb 08
Oh my gosh, thank god I have never had the problem of getting gas when I eat eggs. I love eggs, so if they gave me gas I would be in a whole heap of trouble.
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