Do you have a nickname for your ex?
By CanadaGal
@CanadaGal (4304)
Canada
February 14, 2008 7:08am CST
I have a nickname for my ex husband. I call him "nuckfuts". I have yet to call it to him to his face, but he is aware of the name, as I have used it to describe him for over 5 years now.
It is such a fitting nickname. Not only does it pass all online word filters, but when you read it, there is NO DOUBT about what he is all about, and my true feelings towards him.
His real name is Dave. I remember talking to a long time online friend last year about "Dave", and I was going on and on about whatever, when she finally stopped me and said, "Karen, I'm sorry, but who is Dave?". I answered, "Dave is nuckfuts' real name." "OH!!", she said, "Why didn't you say so???" LMAO! It made me realize just how often I use the name when I refer to him... not that I'll change that.;)
How about you? Do you have any nicknames for your ex? or exes? What is it? Is there a story behind it? Do you call them that name to their face? Would you call them that name to their face? Does an ex have a nickname for you?
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@Inzy4jonny (37)
• Bahamas
21 Apr 08
What a lively and timely discussion!!! I have so many names for my ex that i can't name all..lol some are also explicit and am not sure i can say them online...I don't know if he has one for me as it doesn't matter to me anyway....hmmm he might be calling me a b*itch...cause i once told him that im the wrong big b*itch to mess with...lol!!!I have called him all the names.....like ....stupid a$$hole, stink mfer, dumb sob, dumb piece of sh!t....etc....i have had the privilege to call him all these and more to his face...my fav is YOU/THAT A$$(Depending on if he is there or not...talking to others would submit the 'THAT'...LOL!!!! I no it sounds childish but it makes me feel so much better standing up to him when i didn't for all those years....i feel good people....i feel so damn good!!! thanks canadagal for this discussion....much love!!!!
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@CanadaGal (4304)
• Canada
23 Feb 08
no, I don't have the n and f mixed up. Originally, it was done that way to bypass online filters. Eventually it just stuck, and that is what I call him. Always with a lower case n as well.
Why did it take me so long to get rid of him? Silly me, I believed in my marriage vows.
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@CanadaGal (4304)
• Canada
14 Feb 08
I've been calling nuckfuts that name for so many years now, I am at the point where I just can't stop. I don't want to anyways. Unless he changed? HAH!!! OMG!!! HAHAHAAH!!!! Yah, as if THAT is going to happen! BWHAHAHAH!!!
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
22 Apr 08
Well you know my current is 'the soon to be ex'. When he's the 'official ex', I think I'll call him "Strange Brew" or SB for short and you can make whatever you want of that because it will ALL fit! You know, like Son of a B*tch, Sh*t for Brains, etc. I prefer StrangeBrew because he's was/is a strange twisted mix of all of that and more! LOL
My first ex I call nobberbob. His name is Bob and he was always a Knob! LOL
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@listenandlearn (94)
• United States
22 Apr 08
My Special Partial Holiday Feast (turducken without the ucken--and in his case, the ucken wasn't worth mentioning anyway)
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@ihearttinytim (614)
• United States
20 Apr 08
Why, yes, yes, I do. It's called, Satan. His middle name is A$$hole.
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@lilybug (21107)
• United States
14 Feb 08
I refer to my son's father as either dunb@ss or dipsh!t. The two are interchangeable. The only time I refer to him as "Tim" is when I am talking to my mother. I do not know if he has a nickname for me or not. I don't really much care either though.
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@rhane7315 (5649)
• Philippines
30 Apr 08
i called him a toasted pig after we broke up because his complexion was dark and he's kinda chubby
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@edgyk8inmomma (2157)
• United States
28 Apr 08
Yup, when the kids are around, and we don;t want them to know who exactly we are talking about, we say "that other guy" I think the older ones kind of get it now though??
When the kids aren't around, he's dumb a5s.
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@Adelida2233 (1005)
• United States
1 May 08
Must be something about Davids(also my exes name). I call him d!pshit, and did for a month or so(which could have had a great deal with him hating to talk to me, but the feeling was mutual by the end.)
Thats the only nickname Ive ever given to any ex/current boyfriend. I'm fairly sure he had several names for me, none of which can be said in polite company or posted on here.
