This is what happens when you can't sleep. Pick your favorite!!

@ersmommy1 (12600)
United States
March 10, 2008 2:53am CST
You go on the internet looking for things to read.This is waht you find!Did You Know These Jobs Exist? 1. Breath odor evaluator What they do: Odor judges smell nasty morning breath or breath “insulted” with strong scents, like garlic or coffee. They rate the breath on a scale from one to nine, one being the worst. To test odor-reducing products like gum or mouthwash, they smell the breath again and assign it a new rating. 2. Diener What they do: Prepare cadavers for the pathologist before autopsies are performed in hospitals. about an inch wide. The final product is a multicolored hard candy. 3. Ocularist What they do: In short, they paint artificial eyes. It sounds easier than it is, since as with real eyes, no two are exactly the same. 4. Flatulence smell-reduction underwear maker What they do: Create underwear that protects against bad human gas for people who suffer from gastrointestinal problems. The underwear is made with various materials and filters to help remedy hydrogen sulfide gases, the main offender in foul smells. 5. Crack filler What they do: Using a silicone sealant, they repair the wear and tear inflicted on monumental structures, like Mount Rushmore. 6.Tampon tester What they do: Check all sizes of tampons for absorbency and cord strength in accordance with Food and Drug Administration standards. Most testers check up to 125 pieces per day. 7. Gold reclaimer What they do: Scour old teeth for fillings, melting the gold from them with broken gold jewelry into tiny gold pellets, which are then resold to jewelers. 8. Dog sniffer What they do: Once a week, they analyze the odor of dogs' breath to test the effect of the animals' diet on their teeth. Breath is graded on a scale of zero to 10 and is categorized as sweaty, salty, musty, fungal or decaying. 9. Potato chip inspector What they do: Search for overcooked or clumped chips to discard as they come down the assembly line. 10. Porta-potty servicer What they do: Like regular restrooms, portable toilets need maintenance, too. Once a week, service workers clean these single-stall facilities to achieve certain standards of sanitation. 11. Barbie dress designer What they do: Fashion designers at Mattel Toys, the company behind Barbie, create hundreds of new styles for Barbie and her ever-expanding wardrobe 12. Paper towel sniffer What they do: Paper towel manufacturers prefer their products to be odorless before, during and after their use. Naturally, paper towel sniffers ensure that once a paper towel is used, there is no noticeable scent.
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@lilybug (21148)
• United States
10 Mar 08
Ok, re-read what you typed for number 2. I copied and pasted it below. I REALLY hope you were copying and pasting and got 2 mixed up. 2. Diener What they do: Prepare cadavers for the pathologist before autopsies are performed in hospitals. about an inch wide. The final product is a multicolored hard candy.
@ersmommy1 (12600)
• United States
13 Mar 08
nice catch, and sorry
• India
13 Mar 08
Well, honestly ersmommy, I did not know about the existence of all these things!! They all seem equally fascinating! I can't choose, I am afraid!! Cheers :)
• United States
10 Mar 08
I'm not entirely sure I believe all of these jobs. Still, kind of a funny list. :)
• United States
10 Mar 08
Wow, I had no idea these things existed. I think I'd want to inspect potato chips or design dresses for Barbie. There is no way I'd want to do anything else. Everything else kind of scares me really. I mean who really wants to smell dog breath or design underwear for people with bad gas?