My plan to stop terrorism

@Samsta (31)
May 3, 2008 9:44am CST
I think that George Bush should announce that if any terrorist kills themselves in an attack, that their body parts will be wrapped in pig skin. That way they wont want to kill themselves because they wont be able to get their 47 virgins.
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@goldeneagle (6775)
• United States
3 May 08
that sounds like a plan to me...and tell them that if they are caught planning an act of terrorism, they will be imprisoned with pigs and fed nothing but pork. That should slow them down a little.
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@tigertang (1750)
• Singapore
18 May 08
Well, you are right, this is definately an idea that we could use to stop terrorism of the Muslim and Jewish variety. However, not all terrorist are Jews or Muslims and so you have to look for alternative dirty animals. It would require cows and beef to stop the Hindu variety. Meat on it's own would probably stop the Buddhist variety. Not sure what we could use to stop the Christian lot (IRA, UDF etc)
• United States
28 Jun 08
That's a great idea but the Democrats will probably say it's too cruel to the pigs. And it's 72 virgins but no one ever seems to talk much about what an awful eternity that would be for the poor virgins getting raped forever by those sickos.
@davido (1624)
• Canada
12 May 08
Yessss that is what we plan for them in Nigeria if they should come. I am preparing a lot of "pen" for them so they will have a place of abode with the pigs.