ladies,if women ruled the world,what would you have all the men doing

Let me see....First I would go outside and build something, and while I'm standing there gloating over my finished product, they would be cleaning up the mess I made. Second, they would go behind me and put all the dishes I scattered into the dishwasher because I was too sorry to open the dishwasher door and put them in it myself. Third, they would crawl around on the floor getting my clothes out from under the bed where I kicked them when I took them off. Fourth, they would get on their hands and knees and sop up all the pee I splattered all over the back of the tolite and floor. You're right, the list just goes on and on.