hiding the crime!!!
June 22, 2008 2:31pm CST
its a little embarassing......i mean a lot embarassing....... how do you prevent people to guess that you have just farted in a public place........well it happens with everyone....... what i do is drag the chair to cut the noise!!! cant believe i'm sharing this with the world!
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23 Jun 08
That's easy! Just turn around quickly and say,'Stop that! Its not nice to do that in Public!' By doing this you let everyone know that it was an actual Fart, and best of all, that you didn't do it. Confucius say,'man who farts in church sits in his own pew!'
• United States
22 Jun 08
Although embarassing, it happens and there is nothing we can do about it. I don't really fart in public but if and when I do, thankfully they are silent so I don't have much to worry about, but the best thing to do is someone did catch you is make a joke about it, and laugh it off because afterall, everyone does it.