I am your God.
By wooitsmolly
@wooitsmolly (3613)
United States
July 13, 2008 10:44am CST
Please have respect for my beliefs, just as I have respect for yours. I believe I am God. I am not asking you to try to prove me wrong, because as far as I can tell, you cannot. I am God. If you do not wish to worship me, I respect that, as I have given you this choice of free will (but I will also be sending you to Hell for abandoning your belief in me- THE TRUTH!!!) Please choose the right path. Follow me. I will save your soul.
Yes, of course God is a myLotter.
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11 responses
@wooitsmolly (3613)
• United States
13 Jul 08
Yes, my child. Snuggle into my warm embrace and feel the power of GOD rise into your body...
and i also want 99 black cats, or a bed like this
@Ravenladyj (22904)
• United States
14 Jul 08
Champagne and Abstinthe
oh my now we're talkign some seriously spiritual shyt LOL I'M IN SIGN ME UP!! Partying with the WooGod and the Green Fairy all at once..hell you cna't get any more spiritual than that IMO 
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@wooitsmolly (3613)
• United States
13 Jul 08
Genuflecting will do for now... but next time you see me I'd prefer a fat blunt or mixed drink. With one of those little umbrellas, please.
@lvaldean (1612)
• United States
13 Jul 08
well alrighty then...I have a new one you should try.
Champagne and Abstinth (sp)
Works wonders on the attitude! Little bit of natural sugar around the rim of the glass and you are good to go. No umbrella needed but for you I will be happy to acquire one and add it to the glass.
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@KrazyKlingon (5005)
• United States
24 Jul 08
I asked you for an angel, & for a great woman, & you delivered both in one nice package. You have my wholehearted thanks in delivering sndcain36 to me.
We've had some great adventures together, one of them even became a discussion at:
http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/1616508.aspx
I need to ask though. Did you suddenly spring up that big old oak tree I walked smack into when I was walking with that nice distraction beside me?
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@wooitsmolly (3613)
• United States
25 Jul 08
God doesn't know this chick and doesn't care about your little love affairs.
What are you blabbering on about?
@KrazyKlingon (5005)
• United States
25 Jul 08
On a serious note, if everyone in thw whole world did as you advised in the actual statements, lots of wars & persecutions & stuff like that throughout history would have been averted.
So many wars because of religions, & hatreds that exist that I can name roght off the top of my head.
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@kingdomkid (47)
• United States
13 Jul 08
"For many shall come in my name saying I am Christ and shall decieve many"
@mmiller26 (1930)
• Canada
13 Jul 08
I don't know what God looks like, but according to all the pictures I've seen, Jesus was way hot.
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@wooitsmolly (3613)
• United States
13 Jul 08
kingdom, I wrote that sh!t! You can't preach to God herself. Sheesh.
@bluespace (132)
• Canada
13 Jul 08
o.k if your God double our payouts this month
including yours and you can give your cut to charity
@wooitsmolly (3613)
• United States
14 Jul 08
God does not take demands from mere peasants! Now I shall triple your payout and keep the money for myself and buy something frivolous!!
@barehugs (8973)
• Canada
13 Jul 08
I have the Utmost Respect for your Beliefs! Yes,I believe you Are God, as am I! We are Creators, as we live, we create our lives second by second, hour by hour, and day by day. We create our wants, our desires, and the fulfilment of those needs. WE (God ) do not crave, or need to be Worshiped, as He is all that Is, Was, and will ever Be. As Gods we respect Everyone, and We do have free choice. We did not Create a Hell, as we are Absolute Love.(which demands absolutely Nothing) We are on the right Path (it's the only Path existing) to the Truth, and our Souls are already Saved. Yes Of Course, God is a myLotter!
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@freethinkingagent (2501)
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13 Jul 08
I am only glad you are not my God or the true God if you would treat us that way. What an evil little god you are, thankfully you are an impotant god
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@freethinkingagent (2501)
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13 Jul 08
LOL yes you know what I mean, I am not a great speller. This was in playfullness I wrote this because God does not say those things, it is the "church" that says those things. God would not send us to hell for such a thing, and most do not even know what hell realy is. God says "I will have mercy on the ignorent and the unbelieving". Forgive my spelling and english.
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@liquorice (3887)
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19 Jul 08
It's nice to know that God's on myLot. That is endorsement indeed.
I knew this was the right path to choose.
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