A Jocular Look At Obama
By gewcew23
@gewcew23 (8007)
United States
July 19, 2008 4:23pm CST
How many Barack Obamas does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. He holds the bulb, thinks the world revolves around him.
Why did Barack Obama cross the road? To tax the other side.
A rabbi, a priest, and Barack Obama walked into a bar. The rabbi and priest both said "Ouch." Obama said nothing. See, messiahs don't get hurt walking smack into a bar.
Barack Obama dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates. "So this is heaven," Obama says. "What's it like, healthcare up here?" St. Peter misunderstands him as saying he'd like Hell and didn't care for it up here, so he shrugs and sends him down there. "Cool," Obama says upon arrival. "It really IS just like Canada's!"
As the late Tony Snow said, "Laughter is maybe the most important and underrated ingredients in politics. If you cannot laugh at politics, you are not alive, or you're not paying attention."
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@redyellowblackdog (10629)
• United States
19 Jul 08
I can't top any of these, but I will be keeping my ears open and post any I hear. Keep up the good work. Maybe we can laugh Obama out of the whitehouse.
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@Zorrogirl (1502)
• South Africa
19 Jul 08
ha ha ha. excellent. if he doesnt win the election, i hope americans send him to south africa to try his luck here. i bet here he would seem like a saint compared to the current leaders.
