Changing a light bulb..

@Wizzywig (7847)
August 3, 2008 3:50pm CST
There are so many of these... tell us your favourite 'How many ...(fill in the blank)..... does it take to change a lightbulb?' Dont forget to add the punchline/answer.
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craftcatcher
@craftcatcher (3699)
• United States
5 Aug 08
Since I mostly hang around with musicians, the only light bulb jokes I can think of are musicians joke. How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? One. He just holds the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him. How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? Never mind, no one will notice anyway. How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they have a machine that does that now. How many female singers does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it's always a flash bulb.
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Wizzywig
@Wizzywig (7847)
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6 Aug 08
thanks for sharing those
Wolfechu
@Wolfechu (1193)
• United States
3 Aug 08
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four. [i]IT JUST DOES, ALRIGHT?!
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Wizzywig
@Wizzywig (7847)
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3 Aug 08
... and of course, - how many men does it take to change a light bulb?? ten, - one to change it and 9 to slap him on the back & buy him a congratulatory pint...