Weird!!!

United States
August 31, 2008 4:01pm CST
Ive been known to be the wireest person on the face of the earth and just for one reason because i like to sniff and analyze poeples farts. Do you think that is weird i mean i love it i get to smell the odditites of each and every one of them and try and guess what that person had to eat earlier and do far i haven't been wrong.
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9 responses
@dolcias (302)
• Egypt
26 Sep 08
you're smartly gross!.haha
@rikkabren (238)
• Philippines
4 Sep 08
I think that is very gross.., why would someone try to guess what a person had eaten by sniffing his fart, when you can ask him straightly.. hee hee! well, i hope you happy sniffing! have a nice farting. aha! have a nice day!
@goldeneagle (6745)
• United States
31 Aug 08
I dont think it is weird...it is funny as hell though. I like to smell my own. I really like to see how loud I can fart, or how long I can fart. I find that the best way to do it is to lean to one side and squeeze tight for a moment right before you let it go....then kind-of strain lightly. You can draw it out a little that way. It is important not to strain too hard or too fast, though, because you could end up shi*ting on yourself...LOL
@fifileigh (3615)
• United States
2 Sep 08
ewwww....what planet r all of u from...is ur area where u live that boring...maybe u were a cat or dog in past lives and got used to sniffing other people's butts in order to distinguish between different people... i prefer to sniff incense, oils, scented candles, scented soaps and creams...nice smelling stuff, not poop, farts, urine, bad breath, etc..
@Robin55 (225)
• United States
31 Aug 08
I think this is funny and courageous at the same time. It takes courage to talk about farting. I'm sorry, but I'm laughing as I write this. Hey, you could maybe work for the cops or something, analyzing farts and telling what they had to eat or something like that. I don't know. LOL.
@camodad (176)
• United States
31 Aug 08
I guess thats kind of cool if thats your thing. Can you build a recipe card out of it? Is your sense strong enough to detect ingrediants? Maybe you could take the place of the age guesser at carnivals...lol
@Deab1219 (94)
• United States
31 Aug 08
I think you are a very brilliant person. I will have to try that when my gf let's one off...lol
• United States
31 Aug 08
Ok, I guess liking to sniff and analyze farts is kind of weird. But I know many people who do that too. In fact, last year I lived with two people who loved to do that. Additionally, they'd take pictures on their phone of their poop and send it in a picture message to the others. So yeah, you are weird, but you are definitely not alone!
• United States
31 Aug 08
very cool