couples : funny comments on marriage

Malaysia
September 22, 2008 4:16am CST
FRIENDS ... just to share ... Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." .... your comment about this sad couples .... cheers
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@Sreekala (34312)
• India
22 Sep 08
Hi Sanjana, Those who think that husband and wife are two sides of one coin, I a sure their marriage life is not a successful one. It depends on the couples, but can't say that this statement is correct in all the married couples. May be there is some minor disputes in most of the family because both of them are different persons, but if you think that husband and wife are different sides, how can you succeed. They have to understand each other and there must be trust in between them. Both of them should be ready to compromise. I agree that all are not ready to do this, so their life will become miserable. Yes one coin has two sides as if marriage life is also having two sides. One is happy and the other is miserable. God Bless you.
@Sreekala (34312)
• India
30 Sep 08
Thank you Sanjana, have a great day.
• Malaysia
23 Sep 08
hi sree ... i agree with you 100% on this notes ... as i said earlier, this are words of wisdom from "MAN" ... ..hei.. i am not against man at all ... cheers
• India
22 Sep 08
Well we cant say husband and wife become two sides of coins after marriage. It depends on their understandings, love, careness and all. It can be happen with few couples. I got married 2 years ago. Till now me and my husband dint quarrel. We have good understanding. We use to cooperate each other in all the things. I could not find any difference between before marriage and after marriage
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• Malaysia
23 Sep 08
hi santoshi, my relationship with my husband is good too ... sometimes when i see this jokes, i feel that it is done by man for man ... , here is another one i saw .. this ones are worse I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." This types of jokes may have humor in them but when a good husband laughs at it ... cheers
@biggerb (2024)
• India
22 Sep 08
These funny comments about marriage should be taken in the lighter vein.Most of these jokes and comments make marriage to be a horrible experience and the wife to be a monster.There will be fights between the husband and wife that does not make them to be enemies.For those of us who have been married for a long time we know its not a smooth sailing, there are ups and downs still I feel that marriage is a bonding and not a binding.Man and woman are two sides of the same coin.They are equal but they are different.They are not the opposite sexes but complementary sexes.What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are,but how you deal with incompatibility.A great marriage is not when a perfect couple come together.Its when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.
• Malaysia
23 Sep 08
hi big erb .... love your defination ... ... i like the ceativeness of this people ...
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@palonghorn (5479)
• United States
22 Sep 08
Thanks for sharing these, here is a couple more: My husband and I divorced for religous reasons, he thought he was God, I didn't! lol My husband and I get along great, we live in seperate states and the divorce is final. anyone who has been through marriage and divorce sees the humor in these comments.
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• Malaysia
23 Sep 08
... no words from me
@Ganesh44 (5547)
• India
23 Sep 08
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ......lol No comments .... very tough to put comments infavour and against also ...... Happy Mylotting Take Care Ganesh
• Malaysia
27 Sep 08
• India
22 Sep 08
I think you are frustrated with the marriage. Listen husband and wife are not two sides of one coin may it be before marriage. For me marriage is charm and we are enjoying our married life and we hope to live with life. We are happy and contended with the available things. No complaint.
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
14 Oct 08
lol. It's good to be able to see the funny side of marriages like this! They say that marriage is an institution; but who wishes to be institutionalized?? There are several stages of courtship and marriage - friendship ring, engagement ring, wedding ring and then suffer-ring!
@intimate36 (1415)
• Pakistan
14 Oct 08
Hi Sanjana..I came across this humor while answering a related discussion of happy married life..As far as humor is concerned ..I love it, in fact I am popular in my gathering for such jokes.. But in real life..I am lucky...and we both are one side of coin.. We have good understanding, as for last 22 years, we know each other..( three years before we got married ) .We never had a quarrel ..Difference of opinion is something different. Before we got married..we decided on few things and follow them strictly.. 1) In any circumstances, never lie to each other.. 2) If there is any difference of opinion, sit together and come to a conclusion. 3) Once, we reach to a conclusion, and if that back fires, never blame each other.. 4 ) No argument, in front of kids.. 5 ) If one of us, is scolding, punishing,or angry for any reason, with any child...the other one will, neither interfere nor support the child. So ...we have a god chemistry..no quarrels,,,and thus a happy coupleAnd just for humor...A couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish, too But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"