Another good one...
By goldeneagle
@goldeneagle (6745)
United States
October 2, 2008 11:26am CST
The one I posted earlier reminded me of this one. It came off a comedy tape I heard years ago. I don't remember who it was, but it popped in my head all of a sudden...here goes...
There once was a lady named Hilda
She went for a walk with a builder
He knew that he could
And that he should
And he would
And he DID
And he damn near killed her.
LOL
3 responses
@hersheyskiss (761)
• United States
2 Oct 08
Ummmmm...I don't get. I guess you had to read the first one...lol...lol...
@crazydaisy (3896)
• Canada
3 Oct 08
I like them a lot. They are very funny. However, (and please don't take this the wrong way)...but mylot guidelines, frowns on people telling jokes to use for discussion purposes. Just in case you weren't aware. But definitely funny, yes.
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@jahrock (111)
•
2 Oct 08
Tried reading your limerick as a poem, (as one does) and found it
didn't quite scan, so decided to rewrite it as:
There once was a lady named Hilda
Who went for a walk with a builder.
He knew that he could,
She figured that he would,
And he did
And it damn nearly killed her.
Then I thought I'd check to see if there was a copy of the
original, because you know what they say, there are no new
jokes, just people rehashing the old ones! Courtesy of a
web site with verses4cards, this is what I found.
There was a young lady named Hilda
Who went driving one night with a builder.
He said that he should,
That he could and he would,
And he did, and it pretty near killed 'er.
Happy days!
