English words makes me crazy...

@Margarit (3676)
Philippines
November 22, 2008 9:01pm CST
Have you ever ask your self about this? Hotdog doesnt come form dogs meat. Blacboard is not actually black. There is no egg in the eggplant, no ham in the hamburger, and neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. French fries were invented in England. Boxing rings are square. A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. If the plural of tooth is teeth shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck does a humanitarian eat?
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
23 Nov 08
Hey at least my spoken and written language is keeping you on your toes Margarit! lol. I do have to admit that there are many strange word combinations that defy logic in the English language, yes. I can't imagine what a challenge it must be for many people trying to learn it and my own wife has some funny moments with it I can tell you! Eggplant arguably makes sense 'cos of the shape; but the others certainly do raise some questions! One I think I shared in another discussion some time back was in regards to buildings...... The term "building" or "build" means something under construction or being developed right? So why don't they call completed buildings "builts" then?
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@Margarit (3676)
• Philippines
23 Nov 08
Oh that makes me think again james,]My mind is not working again, i think i need some brain booster here for i am having difficulities like this.
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
24 Nov 08
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@Margarit (3676)
• Philippines
25 Nov 08
Oh that is so nice of you james, i've never recieve any diploma in my whole life like this. It is so touching, Thanks
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@ElicBxn (63235)
• United States
5 Dec 08
You have a point, but there are some. For example, we called them blackboards and the term goes back to the days when the boards were made from slate and were black - or blackish anyway. The ground meat we call hamburger comes from a Hamburg steak that came from Hamburg Germany. Boxing rings did used to be round. Heck, a guinea hen didn't always come from Guinea either. And you forgot mouse/mice and moose/mise...
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@ElicBxn (63235)
• United States
5 Dec 08
I have a love/hate relationship with this language, just ask my friends - not the online ones, the ones that have known me for a while and know that once I misspell a word, it can take days to be able to spell it correctly again!
@Margarit (3676)
• Philippines
5 Dec 08
Thanks ElicBxn, you are such a big help.
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@Margarit (3676)
• Philippines
5 Dec 08
Great that you clear some of those thing elicBxn, ive been wondering where and when those words originate. Some of things thing are already been anwered but some are not. Can you make some reseach for me?just kidding. thanks for the respond.
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@lilaclady (28207)
• Australia
23 Nov 08
hahaha yes when you put it that way the english language is a funny one, I guess it must be hard for people to learn even when there are words that are spelt the same but are pronounced differently, it must be very hard for people of other countries to learn...
@Margarit (3676)
• Philippines
23 Nov 08
Hi lilaclady, You got it right, english language is not easy to learn, actually i am having diffulty of expressing my thought for their are words that i want to say that i dont know what is the english equivalent in it. The funny thing in learning english is that there are words that has the same spelling but different meaning, or different words but the same meaning.
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@lilaclady (28207)
• Australia
23 Nov 08
yes I was trying to think of an example of the same spelling when i was posting but I thought of one after... tear can be to tear up a piece of paper but it can also be to cry a tear....must be very confusing for people trying to learn English...
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@Margarit (3676)
• Philippines
23 Nov 08
Yeah it is very confusing. actually my nephew ask me this things that i dont know how to react when we are eating a hotdog in our meal, my 8 years old nephew ask me a question why is it called hotdog, does it is came from dogs meat. I cant say anything but laugh at it.
@deebomb (15304)
• United States
23 Nov 08
You have ask some very interesting question about the English language. I can tell you that many many years ago whrn I was in school the blackboareds were black and the chalk was white. I noticed when my kids were in school the calk had become yellow maybe that is why the boards became green. Did you know that when we speak of bugs in our computers that in the early days there really was bugs getting into the computers and eating the coverng off the wires? Maybe when the frankfurter came to the world's fair a long time ago it resembled the dashounf dog so the name stuck. The thing I find interesting is that cool isn't just a Tempature any more neither is hot. Now they mean something great. languages are always changing. The word guinea comes from West Africa and was a British gold coin now what that has to do with that cute furry little animal that came from South American is anyone's guess.
@deebomb (15304)
• United States
27 Nov 08
Thanks for BR
@Margarit (3676)
• Philippines
24 Nov 08
Hi deebomb, thats an interesting fact, well atleast i know some of the origin of the words are form. Maybe because of the time pass by the words also change thats really cool. Thanks for the respond.
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@Margarit (3676)
• Philippines
30 Nov 08
@bobbyjoe143 (1287)
23 Nov 08
i have a few goodies for you. dyslexics can very rarely spell their affiction. a person that has a lisp can't say the word lisp. if you had this condition: "hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia" you would be terribly afraid of it, as it is the fear of long words.
@Margarit (3676)
• Philippines
24 Nov 08
Oh that is the first time i incounter such a long word bobbyjoe, i cant even pronounce it well. Where did you find those words. You made a great reseach, thanks for sharing.
@Margarit (3676)
• Philippines
25 Nov 08
I agree with you, why did they make those words that many find it very difficult to spell and even to read? Anyways, i will go for the simple and easy to read words for it is easier to understand.
@anneshirley (1516)
• Philippines
23 Nov 08
Wow...you really did some research on the words huh? You made me smile after reading the last part of your post. I do wonder what humanitarian eats? .
@Margarit (3676)
• Philippines
23 Nov 08
Hi anneshirley, Do you know the answer of it?, It really tickled me when i learn the true meaning of this words. I feel a bit weird how does words are form, dont you know it?
@Margarit (3676)
• Philippines
23 Nov 08
hi anneshirley, What do you think they eat? Does they eat human too? I heard that now a days everything can be eaten, like exotic animals and even humans is being eaten now aday. Do you like that idea?
@riyasam (16556)
• India
5 Dec 08
yup,some words are really bonkers.a cowboy rides horses,why isnt he called a horse boy??????????
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@Margarit (3676)
• Philippines
7 Dec 08
I dont really know riyasam, why do they called that way, maybe the gender of the horse is boy that is why called horse boy and it is called horse girl for a girl. Thanks for responding.
@comfort55 (1574)
• India
5 Dec 08
Yes, sometimes I wonder why but and put are not pronounced in the same manner.he he he
@Margarit (3676)
• Philippines
5 Dec 08
You are not alone comfort55, Lets find out where and when this words came from. thanks for the respond.
@rkrish (3003)
• India
24 Nov 08
in my place too we have a food called UPPID in this UPP means salt but really we cant have any food which has more salt than its required, not only in english we do have these funny creatures in languages too..these all are for PANDAs'
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@Margarit (3676)
• Philippines
25 Nov 08
Hi rkrish, Yes it is for panda's spanking business, panda will explain this languages for all us.
@sanjo0679 (225)
• United States
6 Dec 08
Must be why they say that the English language is the hardest language to learn. With all of our slang and different words that make no sense at all, to anyone else but us, that is, I can see why.
@Margarit (3676)
• Philippines
7 Dec 08
Hi sanjo, i dont think english is the hardest thing for i english is the universal language, and most countries somehow recognise it. But i guess we should atleast know how those words are form and why. Thanks for the respond.
• India
25 Nov 08
Hi margarit, really fun of you in this discussion and what you mentioned is really correct. speak this as fast you can "she sells sea shells on the sea shore". like this i have plenty of stock. tell me a sentence which has 3 times continuously the word "Because".. dont say its impossible. its possible. if you know, you can tell me.. very soon, i planned to start a discussion about this.. Happy Lotting!
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@Margarit (3676)
• Philippines
25 Nov 08
Hi raghul77ster, I am good in tongue twister, when i was still in high school i am exempted in my final exam for i recite a tongue twister very well. And i can still remember those things. Read it out laud by yourself. "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?": How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Betty Botter bought a bit of butter. The butter Betty Botter bought was a bit bitter And made her batter bitter. But a bit of better butter Makes batter better. So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter, Making Betty Botter's bitter batter better. How is that?
@mods196621 (3652)
• Philippines
24 Nov 08
You've got it friend! how hard to understand english in their way of expressing. Like what you have told hotdog actually it is not came from dog. And it became hot after cooked. One time my kids asking me why is that food hotdog have that name she insisted that it was came from a dog. So they could hardly to eat hotdog first but later on they were addicted to this food. And many words still confusing to our mind. So we need really to study hard english to more about why this word and that word have in common and with the same meaning in one word. Oh my... :)
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@Margarit (3676)
• Philippines
25 Nov 08
Hi mods, Same here, it is very difficult to explain to someone specially the kids for they are very curious and they always have a lots of question. My nephews is the who ask me about that food hotdog out of curiousity for that is their favorite food, and they thought it came from dogs meat that is why it called like that..
@eynjel05 (444)
• Philippines
7 Dec 08
Well, do are indeed a very good observant. I never happen to think of such problems on some English words.lol.Well if thats the case, it only means one thing: Not all English words should be define literaly.I guess those English words were made to confuse us Especially you. Happy mylotting!
@Margarit (3676)
• Philippines
7 Dec 08
, well i am not really confuse about it, it just wanted to know the origin of the words that we usually use. But i guess it is the hardest thing to solve for one cold ever tell. Thanks for the respond.
@GADHISUNU (2162)
• India
6 Dec 08
Though I have been reading these kinds of examples,somehow I am not amused; instead you may read below what amuses me most aboout why English, any language for that matter. I do not know it may be just because, I simply enjoy learning languages. Some of the funniest English is produced by non-native speakers of English, who have had some introduction to the language, but had to describe complex situations. I happened to read a letter written to the Divisional Railway Manager reproduced in a Newspaper a few years ago [way back in the days of the Raj- well those days the official addressed was not called a DRM), by a harried passenger who expressed his woes of travelling by third class compartments of trains. He was in particular referring their not having a toilet.But that hilarious piece got the desired response from the Railway! Toilets were added to Third Class compartments. Thus the communication was very effective. The other example of hilarious writing I came across was from typist's errors. I had a typist who used to type my letter drafts with such mistakes that some splitting humor and endless amusement was possible. If only I had held the copies of the unedited drafts, I could have a peculiar kind of joke book. The third kind of English humor that non-native speakers could contribute is by translating thoughts that occur in their language and idiom straight into English, sometimes unwittingly. What you have called craziness of English is partly due to [despite] English being an out-growth of Germanic languages of yore enriched by Latin and Greek had left the growth of the language to every speaker, instead of letting it be the prerogative of the elite speaker to form the words. Hence the craziness if studied well would still be seen to have a pattern.
@Margarit (3676)
• Philippines
7 Dec 08
Yeah i agree with Dahisunu, this is not really funny at all, but what i wanted to know the reason behind why those words are form. those people who are trying to learned english may have this curiosity in mind. Well for those know english very well,will not even think of questioning this for your know it already or they dont pay any attention to it. About your examples, i think i can relate about the typist you mention for i am also a typist before in our our school newspaper, i myself reconstracted the grammar and change the spelling to some paragraph that i type for it has a lot of errors in it. I notice that those non english speaking countries they usually translate the sentence word for word which make it very funny result. I am not really good in english but i can determine some wrong grammar and spelling for i been studying it since grade shool up to college. and also as a typist get a lot of typo for i wanted to type fast as a could to save time and to do other things that i like to do which make it more difficult to understand. thanks for sharing and happy mylotting.
@youless (112123)
• Guangzhou, China
24 Nov 08
On the contrary, I found it's easier for me to remember these words as they are funny. English is my second language. Remembering some new words are difficult. But the words like you mentioned are easier to remember in my opinion. I love Chiina
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@Margarit (3676)
• Philippines
24 Nov 08
Hi youless, Yes it is funny, that is why i put it under this interest panda spanking. If the king panda will know it , i think he will kick my a** and throw me away from my place. Seriously, english is also my second language i've been studying english from the first day of school. But since we dont really use english in speaking for we use our local dialect, it becomes difficult for me to speak with it. Thanks for responding .
@cream97 (29087)
• United States
23 Nov 08
Yes, you have a very great point on this discussion! I have asked myself many times what does these words have to do with their meaning! And it is nothing alike what you are seeing! I guess this is something that people just have made to go along with what something is..
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@Margarit (3676)
• Philippines
24 Nov 08
Well i guess i am just curious of the origin of the words, Im not against about english language for i like english very much. But there are just times that it just come out of the blue that i question myself where and how those words are form, specially to other countries that english is not their primary language.
@cupkitties (7421)
• United States
23 Nov 08
and another thing? Why is this topic under "Panda Spanking"? You people are friggin weird
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@Margarit (3676)
• Philippines
24 Nov 08
Hello again, I think i made a mistake why i post it here, You should tell me where should put this topic under? As far i am concern, this panda spanking interest is for not so serious topic with a little bit of naughtytiness. It is just for fun only.
@cupkitties (7421)
• United States
23 Nov 08
humanitarians eat humans. Didn't ya know?
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@Margarit (3676)
• Philippines
24 Nov 08
You really a tickle me to the max cupkitties, Well i guess if you tried to look at in the dictionary you will be able to know what is humanitarian is. Thanks for the respond.
@Marie5656 (336)
• United States
23 Nov 08
And, also..if you stop and think about it..why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? If you have 24 odds and ends on a table and 23 fall off, what do you have left..an odd or an end? Then there is the hemmoroids and asteroids thing.
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@Margarit (3676)
• Philippines
24 Nov 08
Hi marie, This makes it more complicated one i guess, it is good you share some of your views about english language. I know you have more question in your mind. you can post more here and let other english speaking countries answered your question. thanks for the respond.
• United States
24 Nov 08
Driveway - This is a picture of a driveway. People park in driveways.
Have you tried driving on a parkway or parking in a driveway yet? Happy MyLotting!
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@Margarit (3676)
• Philippines
25 Nov 08
I dont have a car and i havent tried it.. Thanks for the respond.