Avoid possible panda-monium! Choose CAREFULLY for heaven's sake.....
By James72
@James72 (26790)
Australia
December 16, 2008 12:58am CST
There are now over 250 proud and crazy panda spankers weaving their insane and intricate webs of inanity on mylot. Collectively we have managed to put the panda back on the map and their sheer presence has lifted us all! So how do we repay the favours these little furry champions have presented us by baring their tremendous rumps for the spanking their lives time and time again?
'Tis the festive season and time to start shopping for that perfect panda gift! How will you choose to reward your panda? What is the gift that says "thank you" in the most appropriate way? As for me, I am on the fence at the moment. I am trying to decide between some fortified bamboo lotion to help the panda's butt heal faster after every time I spank it (Which is really more of a gift for ME than for him, so I do need to try to be less selfish); and the second option is actually letting the panda spank someone else for once! I think the role reversal may be good for him and as long as it's not me at the receiving end then everybody wins!
So what about you? Any ideas yet? All I know is that we need to think carefully and select wisely. They deserve the best!
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12 responses
@alokn99 (5717)
• India
16 Dec 08
Can i let my panda spank you 
. I've been thinkin of getting him a nice ribbon round his neck , lots of bamboo , some rich plum cake and i'm letting him go on a panda date. Two full days
It's great to see 250 and i want to see another 0 after that number James. The more nuttier the better.
. I've been thinkin of getting him a nice ribbon round his neck , lots of bamboo , some rich plum cake and i'm letting him go on a panda date. Two full days
It's great to see 250 and i want to see another 0 after that number James. The more nuttier the better.4 people like this
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
16 Dec 08
For the record, there will be NO S&M date nights with me as the guest of honour! lol. The ribbon, bamboo and plum cake is a far more viable option in my opinion and at least it will divert the panda's mindset from spanking for a little while. Extra cake and bamboo will also fatten his rump and give us a greater spanking area in the long run! 
Thanks for these ideas as well alok because the more we come up with, the more options we have for our furry little masterpieces! And fingers crossed that we do indeed end up adding a zero to the member numbers because God knows the world needs more Panda Spankers!
Thanks for these ideas as well alok because the more we come up with, the more options we have for our furry little masterpieces! And fingers crossed that we do indeed end up adding a zero to the member numbers because God knows the world needs more Panda Spankers!3 people like this
@SaintAnne (5453)
• United States
16 Dec 08
So is this some kind of an S&M date that James is going to have with the Panda, alokn? Please stop making me laugh as my throat hurts!
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. SPOILSPORT.
Atleast get him those magazines you invented James. His Christmas Present. Let him go a little whacky atleast.
@grandpa_lash (5225)
• Australia
16 Dec 08
I'm not sure the world is ready for panda switches, those who change from spankee to spanker and back again. Pandas are surely already confused enough with 250 humans wandering the earth looking for pandas to spank without getting their orientations confused as well. Be a little kinder, please James.
Lash
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@sharra1 (6340)
• Australia
16 Dec 08
James dear what are you talking about? By switches we mean pandas switching from being submissive to dominant and back again. Pandas who are submissive but have their own submissive pandas to play with.
I think there are also some sort of hitting implement called a switch but we were not referring to that. Although they are quite nice. Instead of the bamboo cane you use the long length with all the leaves as well. Fun.
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you know ignorance is bliss.!!@James72 (26790)
• Australia
16 Dec 08
I am glad to see you are still trying riya and victory will be oh so sweet when you reach this goal, believe me! Good luck wuth the karate too. A karate chop to the butt might actually be a nice addition to the spanking arsenal I reckon! Thanks for the response and don't forget that the panda's know kung-fu!
Thanks for the response and don't forget that the panda's know kung-fu!3 people like this
@Daffodil20 (1754)
• India
16 Dec 08
By Creating a new group of "Panda Smoochers". lol. Also by getting not just one or twoo, but all the 250 panda spankers lined up and graciously allowing the panda to do what it has been taking since past few months. Since I am not one of panda spankers, that leaves me to assist our dear panda in this job. Hahahahahaha.
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
16 Dec 08
You aren't a panda spanker Daffodil?? I did not realize this until now. 
Your panda smooching idea would be enbraced warmly by the panda's you would think, but they are sure gonna get confused once the smooching stops and the spanking starts back up again after the New Year break! Thanks for the response and I will let the pandas know of your eagerness to assist them. Messing with their mids like this could be just what they need! lol.
Your panda smooching idea would be enbraced warmly by the panda's you would think, but they are sure gonna get confused once the smooching stops and the spanking starts back up again after the New Year break! Thanks for the response and I will let the pandas know of your eagerness to assist them. Messing with their mids like this could be just what they need! lol.2 people like this
That assistant role would have sucked anyways.@Daffodil20 (1754)
• India
16 Dec 08
Oh no,It seems somehow I have been included in the list.Too bad.Now we'll have to find another assistant.Maybe we could find a lovely Pandee.
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@sharra1 (6340)
• Australia
16 Dec 08
Ah panda switches. Interesting. You have met some pandas that want to have their own pandas to spank. Well they are growing and changing in leaps and bounds.
So do these switching pandas have preferences. Boys want to spank the girls and the girls want to spank the boys or are their other combinations.
Sounds like they are in for a fun christmas.
Sounds like they are in for a fun christmas.3 people like this
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
16 Dec 08
it's a bizarre form of evolution I must admit. But I guess the only people we can blame are ourselves because we did take something pure and wild and then corrupted it! lol. I think the preference should be left up to them entirely. It IS Christmas afterall! I hust hope no-one films it because it could end up like some twisted horror/soft adult film hybrid. Thanks for putting that picture in my mind sharra.
Thanks for putting that picture in my mind sharra.3 people like this
@SaintAnne (5453)
• United States
16 Dec 08
I think whoever started the whole Panda Spanking interest should be the one at the receiving end of the role reversal. Ahem.
I would gift the panda with a mate that could reproduce as fast as the human population so when the right time comes, the pandas can right the wrongs they have been dealt with and we would all be in deep Panda doo doo (a roo ah loo!!!).
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
16 Dec 08
The dolphins tried once for world domination but humans just went further inland and that was the end of that. You might be onto something with the panda doo-doo angle though. Oooooh, we could bag it up and sell it as "miracle fertilizer"! BAsed on this potential business opportunity, maybe we should all gift our panda's with laxatives to speed up production? Thanks for your ideas also SaintAnne but I think we may have to pass on offering the panda spanking founder as a gift. There are too many panda's now and the end results could be devastating! 
Thanks for your ideas also SaintAnne but I think we may have to pass on offering the panda spanking founder as a gift. There are too many panda's now and the end results could be devastating! 3 people like this
@grandpa_lash (5225)
• Australia
16 Dec 08
Were those the dolphins who hired the white mice as spies and earthbound representatives?
Lash
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@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
16 Dec 08
I would love to get my panda the gothopotamus that you have shared us in another discussion. My panda would have a great fun time! But then, I do not want them forever, this would spoil my panda and he would lose his flamboyance.
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@elitess (5070)
• Ipswich, England
16 Dec 08
Poor creatures... they have suffered so much. I must buy Panda shaped chocolate for him, to help him recover his energy, so that we have a good fight on Christmas Eve. I have decided to let him have a plank so that he has an even chance with me on the fight on Christmas eve.
Another Idea would be to buy him a... woman Panda and let him have his fun until the holidays have passed - this way i will have a baby panda available for sale to all panda spankers out there but i will only sell him with the condition that they actually let him grow before spanking him.
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@elitess (5070)
• Ipswich, England
5 Jan 09
Thank you for the Best response and i am sorry, but i had no snow... actually, it snowed one day (on 28th of december) both in my city and in the town of my girlfriend's parents, but the snow was far to less and it was like some sort of white sand... useless to build anything.
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@thebohemianheart (8827)
• United States
16 Dec 08
My panda will receive a nice red behind. Then he will be allowed to sit on it during lunch so he can be reminded of the lovely gift he has just been given.
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
16 Dec 08
If that's not a striking example of a gift that keeps on giving then I don't know what is! Thanks for sharing that Bo as I think you may have just made everyone's gift decision lists considerably smaller now. Maybe you should throw some sandpaper into the mix to assist with the redness and to also smooth down the seat he uses during lunch? At least this would demonstrate a little compassion as well.
Thanks for sharing that Bo as I think you may have just made everyone's gift decision lists considerably smaller now. Maybe you should throw some sandpaper into the mix to assist with the redness and to also smooth down the seat he uses during lunch? At least this would demonstrate a little compassion as well.2 people like this
@thebohemianheart (8827)
• United States
16 Dec 08
He LIKES a stinging, red behind. Sheesh, people, that is why he gets in line every morning for the spankings!
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@thebohemianheart (8827)
• United States
16 Dec 08
James, his little chair seat is covered with sandpaper so that every time he moves around in his chair, his bottom gets a little scrape. 
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@wanderer086 (759)
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17 Dec 08
I am going to be very nice to my panda as I had to spank him really hard the other day. I am going to buy him a nice set of bamboo furniture. He can laze around on it and then, if there is a shortage of bamboo he will always have something to eat. I want to keep him fit for spanking. I think you ought to get the lotion for yours James. I don't think you will find any volunteers for the role reversal idea.
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
17 Dec 08
As it states in theologial texts (And with a panda spanking twist added of course!): "Spank them with one hand, yet draw them closer with the other!"
I am aware of the industrial strength spanking mission you have been on, so this is a great approach wanderer and will hold you in good stead in the long run. Edible furniture could be the next fad too if you get this right! The lotion is still on the list but I am still weighing up all options. Thanks for the comments and let us all know how long the furniture actually lasts!
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
17 Dec 08
Sounds good. This may be the start of a very lucrative business line for you wanderer. I do have concerns that the panda's will continually eat away all the profits, but time will tell! Anyways, if they do end up acting in a negative fashion it means we can spank 'em more to bring them back into line; so no matter what, we win!
@wanderer086 (759)
•
17 Dec 08
I have been thinking of marketing the furniture as a insentive for more pandas to join in with the spanking. Some of them are getting a bit reluctant about the whole deal. If it works for my panda I will let everyone know and let them know the costs.
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@Margarit (3676)
• Philippines
16 Dec 08
I like panda stuff toys james it is more memorable than those bamboo lotion, i think it would be good to be nice just for the spirit of christmas. I dont think anyone will love to recieve your gift if you gave it for i know you that you give it with a spank to serve the purpose of that lotion you have.
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
16 Dec 08
Do you think the panda would like a toy representation of himself though Margarit? He may just get all funny and want a female panda so he can create his own little panda for real; and then he'll get irritable and hard to manage..... Hmmm. But then again, having another toy panda may give him the chance to do some daily spanking of his own and the toy certainly can't complain about it. Thanks for sharing your ideas on this one, but I would think carefully still if I were you! I am sure we could put a spin on the lotion angle too by the way. We can say it is for their own comfort or something.
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