help wanted!!!

@sconibear (8006)
United States
March 13, 2009 10:03am CST
Help Wanted: Position: General Laborer Job Duties: Fish Wrangler: Duties will include handling, feeding, and general caring for my reef fish. also make sure reef is kept clean and keep scuba divers out. Pet Sitter: Feed, administer health care, play with, and generally keep my adopted hatching pets healthy, comfortable, and happy. Gardener: Care and maintenance of my lil green patch, plant and arange new plants as they come in, weeding, keep dogs, squirrels, chipmunks, and other criiters out of my garden. Farm Hand: Keep farm in working order, plant and harvest crops, keep squatters off the property, work with the Farm Town city council to try and finally get the Inn their liiquor license........i'm tired of drinking water. Shipping and Receiving: Receive and ship to my friends candy, chocolate, surprise gifts, hugs, smiles, beer, seasonal gifts, food products, buttons, badges, flowers, plants, trees, animals, and of course POKES!!! along with any other new products as they become available. Salary: Pay depending on experience......payments will be made in sand dollars, cookies, candy, flowers, plants, fish, and right now chocolate Easter bunnies. Hours: 23 and a half hours per day. If interested, apply directly at Farmer Bear's farm, located on Facebook Lane, next door to Nola Goodie's Farm and catty corner from Grandpa Bob's farm. Equal Opportunity Employer
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@James72 (26832)
• Australia
13 Mar 09
Thanks but no thanks sconi and I'm gonna have to pass on this one. I'd much prefer to work in a Cambodian sweatshop making fake Nike's for 3c an hour. It sounds far more appealing to be honest.
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@webeishere (36355)
• United States
13 Mar 09
I'll pay you double that for making realAddidas shoes. HAPPY POSTINGS FROM GRANDPA BOB !!~
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@sconibear (8006)
• United States
13 Mar 09
3c AN HOUR?!?!? it's good to see they finally raised their pay scale.
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@James72 (26832)
• Australia
13 Mar 09
Wouldya look at that! I stick to my principles and I've got myself a job offer already! And DOUBLE the industry standard pay rate too! 'Tis my lucky day.
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@dawnald (84133)
• Shingle Springs, California
13 Mar 09
You lost me at the word labor... The chocolate Easter bunnies almost sucked me in though.
@sconibear (8006)
• United States
13 Mar 09
come on down dawn.....i'm sure i can find something for you to do......maybe alphabetize my chocolate Easter bunnies.
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@dawnald (84133)
• Shingle Springs, California
13 Mar 09
OK that I can do. Let's see: 1. earless 2. headless 3. tailless
@sconibear (8006)
• United States
13 Mar 09
you forgot buttless.
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@webeishere (36355)
• United States
13 Mar 09
When I get enough money I am puting up a nice white picket fence. Thanks also I love the farming industry. Got to learn a lot more though it seems. Than ks for being my neoighbor. Anyone else on face book wants to be my neighbor on farm let me know on my facebook page. It's listed under Robert J. Olson HAPPY POSTINGS FROM GRANDPA BOB !!~
@sconibear (8006)
• United States
13 Mar 09
thanks Grandpa Bob.......feel free to pick from my fruit trees anytime. i'll have to have you over for dinner and cocktails sometimes.
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@webeishere (36355)
• United States
13 Mar 09
No cocktails. I am a recovering allcoholic/addict. Been clean and sober for almost 18 years. But I'll have some fresh homegrown fruit for sure. HAPPY POSTINGS FROM FARMER BOB !!~
@sconibear (8006)
• United States
13 Mar 09
lemonade it is then.
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@novataylor (6572)
• United States
13 Mar 09
Some of this actually sounds appealing, Sconi. Like the gardening part and the care of your hatchlings. But...what kind of hatchlings are they? Are they reptilian? Chicks? Ducks? Geese? They better scurry. When I take you out in my surrey. With the fringe on top. Anyway...I'm currently working on garnering enough cash to buy my electric bicycle. And with me luck, please, because next weekend I'm going to be showing my jewelry at a friends art show and if I sell enough of it, I'll be that much closer to what I need for the bike. Crossing fingers and toes.....and legs....and eyes....
• United States
13 Mar 09
You are sooooooo bad, mykl. Just one of the many reasons why I love you. Yup. right back atcha, darlin.
@sconibear (8006)
• United States
13 Mar 09
nova, i have plenty of room for working women on my farm..........if you don't mind being on your hands and knees that is. come on down to my farm so i can fit you for your latex uniform and riding harness. YEEEEEE HAAAAAAAW!!!
• United States
16 Mar 09
I'll be bringing my own latex, sugar, so don't worry about that. Now, for what YOU'LL be wearing............
@polachicago (19077)
• United States
13 Mar 09
Sand dollars are good for me. flowers are perfect. I can hire someone for pet sitting, gardening and housekeeping.... Apply in Pola's House and Garden 100 miles south east from Grandpa Bob farm...
@sconibear (8006)
• United States
13 Mar 09
*fixing hair* i'm on my way dear.
@polachicago (19077)
• United States
13 Mar 09
only if Miss is coming along....
@guybrush (4661)
• Australia
16 Mar 09
You're wanting a Facebook B!tch, Sconi? Haven't I got enough trouble doing all that crap for myself? If you get any applicants, I'll have one of the leftovers!
@sconibear (8006)
• United States
16 Mar 09
oooooh.......send me a PM and give me your facebook name so i can bug you over there too. i have the same name if you wanna request me........i don't think there's too many sconibears.