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Help Wanted: Position: General Laborer Job Duties: Fish Wrangler: Duties will include handling, feeding, and general caring for my reef fish. also make sure reef is kept clean and keep scuba divers out. Pet Sitter: Feed, administer health care, play with, and generally keep my adopted hatching pets healthy, comfortable, and happy. Gardener: Care and maintenance of my lil green patch, plant and arange new plants as they come in, weeding, keep dogs, squirrels, chipmunks, and other criiters out of my garden. Farm Hand: Keep farm in working order, plant and harvest crops, keep squatters off the property, work with the Farm Town city council to try and finally get the Inn their liiquor license........i'm tired of drinking water. Shipping and Receiving: Receive and ship to my friends candy, chocolate, surprise gifts, hugs, smiles, beer, seasonal gifts, food products, buttons, badges, flowers, plants, trees, animals, and of course POKES!!! along with any other new products as they become available. Salary: Pay depending on experience......payments will be made in sand dollars, cookies, candy, flowers, plants, fish, and right now chocolate Easter bunnies. Hours: 23 and a half hours per day. If interested, apply directly at Farmer Bear's farm, located on Facebook Lane, next door to Nola Goodie's Farm and catty corner from Grandpa Bob's farm. Equal Opportunity Employer