Blonde Jokes pt 3
November 10, 2006 12:17pm CST
She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde... * She tripped over a cordless phone. * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange j uice can because it said "Concentrate." * She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde... * She studied for a blood test. * She sold the car for gas money. * When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead. * When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
• United States
10 Nov 06
heard the one about the blond and the ski coat??A blond wanted to prove to her husband that blonds weren't dumb so she decided to paint the house. Two hours later when her husband came home he found her on the floor panting and sweaty, with a ski coat over her fur coat. When he asked why she replied, "because the paint can say apply two coats"