My brother is an Alien!

@zahfran (851)
Singapore
March 20, 2009 1:25am CST
Help! Guess what.. I made a really startling discovery today. I was halfway on my way to work today but somehow I feel kinda lazy so I decided to take leave and went back home. When I got home, I really got the shock of my life! My brother was talking to the cat! Hahaha.. Okay, I know my post title was over-exaggerating. But imagine seeing your brother talking to a cat. I know it's probably cuz he's just bored or what. But something just struck my mind. Maybe I've been watching too much of those vampire, or robots, or aliens movies. But what would you do if you discovered that someone close to you wasn't human? An alien, a vampire, a robot, a superhero.. whatever. The question is what would you do in such situations? Even more interesting, what if everyone else on myLot isn't human except you? Okayy.. enough of me and my weird ideas.. Haha..
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21 responses
@1hopefulman (45123)
• Canada
20 Mar 09
I'm curious about the cat? Was the cat talking back to your brother? A lot of cats are aliens, I've heard. They come from a cat world where all there is is cats. But now they travel to other planets and their aim is to rule the whole universe. You ever notice how they think they are the master race and that all we are supposed to do is serve them. watch those cats! They are up to someting!
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@mansha (6298)
• India
20 Mar 09
Oh my Gosh then they sure have taken up half the planet and whjat about dogs do you think they are in leauge with these alien cats. Someone made a movie too of these dogs and cats spy network.
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@1hopefulman (45123)
• Canada
21 Mar 09
mansha, I don't know if dogs would survive without us. But cats are a different breed. Way too independent. And they are so secretive. No one can figure out where they go or where they have been. Let's keep an eye on them or are they keeping an eye on us?
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@zahfran (851)
• Singapore
20 Mar 09
Hahaha.. You're right, man. My cat does act and walks as if she's the owner of this house. Sometimes, I dunno whether should I laugh or what.. Anyway, thanks for the warning. I'll definitely be more careful of my cat.. lol..
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@zorlone (411)
• Philippines
21 Mar 09
If that was your reason of telling apart humans from aliens, then my friend, I am an alien. I have the ability to command my dogs, I can predict the weather, I can communicate with another person around the world in an instant, and I can let me justify my claims Whenever I tell my dogs to sit, stay, or come, they obey! I can tell you that in Manila, the temperature now is 30 C, sunny to partially sunny skies. (using my weather widget) I have just communicated with someone living on the other side of the world (via e-mail) So, your brother and I are not very different after all. call me super Zorlone! he hehe!
• Philippines
21 Mar 09
Hooray!
@zahfran (851)
• Singapore
21 Mar 09
Hahaha.. hello buddy, super Zorlone.. Hehe.. I'm not saying my brother is an alien. i'm saying the cat is the alien.. hahahaha.. Though the cat can't predict the weather or communicate with others around the world. Or maybe they do.. Just that we never noticed.. lol..
@mansha (6298)
• India
20 Mar 09
lolz, I thought finally an answer to all the space ships spottings that keep happening in USA. May be you could have just asked your brother and told us the truth of that distant galaxy and all. What a disappointment, well my neighbour talks to the plant, I will surely chek if she is some green martian then. As for mylot atleast their staff is alien the way they keep track of over a million users, I guess they are aliens but I am happy as long as they keep paying me in dollars.
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@zahfran (851)
• Singapore
21 Mar 09
hello mansha!!! Too bad I've given the BR away.. haha.. You definitely had me thinking. It's really true.. I mean, how can the people at myLot keep track of millions of posts daily? Unless, of course, they are aliens.. Hmmm...
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@mysdianait (66009)
• Italy
20 Mar 09
Hi zahfran! First I have a question for you - how can I get a job like yours where I can turn round and go home if I feel lazy and don't feel like working? I often wonder if anyof us on here, including myself, are human and whether there is anything intelligent about thinking,typing an talking to a monitor We are supposed to talk through our mouths to another person nearby and maybe whoever invented the computer and chat was an alien himself. Maybe we are all on a planet who knows where......
@zahfran (851)
• Singapore
20 Mar 09
U mean Bill Gates is an alien? haha.. I knew it! I've predicted that all along. But at least, we should thankful to that alien for inventing the computer and Internet. lol
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@mysdianait (66009)
• Italy
20 Mar 09
He might not be an alien but he is one of a kind!
@zahfran (851)
• Singapore
20 Mar 09
Hahaha.. You're certainly right about. Anyway, thanks for the luck about my test tomorrow, I'll truly need it. Let me tell you a secret, mysdianait, I'm not an alien. I'm a supahero.. lol..
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• United States
20 Mar 09
haha...Well I don't know if talking to an animal makes you inhuman! but I love watching Roswell and thats about animals that are just like normal teenagers with powers which would be awesome!! haha. If everyone else wasn't human I'd have a mom that was human that would be a little strange lol
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• United States
26 Mar 09
Roswell has actually be off the air for a while now sometimes it plays on the sci-fi channel but I bought the series if you don't want to purchase them you can rent them from like blockbuster or netflicks!
@zahfran (851)
• Singapore
20 Mar 09
haha.. Thanx for recommending Roswell to me? I've personally never seen that show. Must be a great show. Anyway, when does it normally air on TV?
@maza002 (16)
• South Africa
20 Mar 09
Hahahahaha i ques we are all aliens in our own way. We just seem to be living on the same planet.
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@zahfran (851)
• Singapore
20 Mar 09
Hehe.. You have a pretty good point there actually maza. :) happy happy mylotting!
@lucy02 (5016)
• United States
20 Mar 09
Well I talk to my dogs and my cat all the time so it wouldn't be too strange to me. As for the other, I often get the feeling I'm the alien and every one else is normal, lol.
@zahfran (851)
• Singapore
21 Mar 09
hello lucy02, every is an alien in their own way. Unique and different.. heehee.. You talking to cats and dogs is definitely not strange but if they talk to you, then that's something different altogether.
• Philippines
21 Mar 09
I am like your brother... I also talk to animals as if they are humans... but they do understand me!
@zahfran (851)
• Singapore
21 Mar 09
Hi sophie.. I'm sure they do understand you.. But.... Do you understand them? hahaha..
@Cyrics (84)
• Philippines
21 Mar 09
I'm disappointed...give me back my 2 minutes.
@zahfran (851)
• Singapore
21 Mar 09
Hi cyrics, here it is.. Your *2 mins*.. take it back and thanks for lending it to me.. hahaha.. :p
@mariposaman (2959)
• Canada
21 Mar 09
Doesn't everyone talk to their animals? They sit there often intent on what you say and sometimes it really helps to verbalize your feelings. Apparently pets are popular at nursing homes so there must be some therapeutic effect. Pets tend to be so non judgmental too, they do not care if you are an alien, just as long as they get fed.
• Canada
21 Mar 09
If you were small enough the cat would kill you and eat you. There have been cases of people dying in a house full of cats and the cats ate them, that is as far as cats are loyal, who fills my bowl. What you think is an adoring stare is probably the cat staring at you figuring out how to kill you but they realize they are too small.
@zahfran (851)
• Singapore
21 Mar 09
lol... I fell off my chair about the last part.. haha.. YEah, it's really true.. Cats don't mind who or what you are.. As long as they get fed.. And as long as it's not a dog.. hehe...
@zahfran (851)
• Singapore
22 Mar 09
hahahaha.. nice one there guys..
• Philippines
20 Mar 09
LOL! I just found out that your brother is sweet, friendly and loving. You exaggerate the situation my friend. Animals are living creation, I also talk to them, even with plants in the garden because I knew they like it but in some way they can't talk/ think to you as "WE" human being can. Be afraid if your brother eat the cat! hahahah kidding...
@zahfran (851)
• Singapore
20 Mar 09
Okay.. if my brother were to eat the cat, he's definitely an alien. And I wouldn't be replying to your message right now.. haha..
• Philippines
20 Mar 09
hahahah...
@sandymay48 (2030)
• Canada
21 Mar 09
Dont you talk to your cat? You should! The cat is part of the family and you are supposed to talk lovingly to it...hehehe Now I know the truth. It is you who is the alien! You are too funny! This discussions sounds exactly like something my son would start! So if you look in the mirror, you will see that alien you are talking about. But if you look in the mirror and see nothing, then you are really in trouble!...
• Canada
22 Mar 09
hehehehe!...So that must be your brothers pic in the avatar!..But that certainly doesnt look like a cat!... As long as you see something in the mirror, you are OK. when you dont is when you are in real trouble..
@zahfran (851)
• Singapore
22 Mar 09
hello sandymay, yeah I've already tried looking at myself in the mirror.. What I see is a green face with pointed ears.. And I have a huge mouth. And my tail looks nice.. SO far, I've found nothing wrong yet that makes me alien.. lol...
@Ramsay (130)
• Canada
22 Mar 09
Hey! So is my brother!...But I dont know if he talks to his cat! He does have one. So I have now come to a conclusion. All aliens have cats that they talk to! I dont know why he doesnt just talk to his wife, unless he figures the cat cant argue back!..lol
@zahfran (851)
• Singapore
22 Mar 09
Helo, nice one dude.. Cats definitely can't talk back..It's easier to argue with a cat than a nagging wife.. lol..
• United States
20 Mar 09
If I found out that someone I know isn't human, I'd use that information to blackmail him/her to do things for me that only his kind or species can do. After all, knowledge is power. lol
@zahfran (851)
• Singapore
21 Mar 09
Hello dreamblur, you better be careful in blackmailing someone that isn't human.. Bear in mind that they're not human and they certainly might do things we never expected.
@underdogtoo (9579)
• Philippines
20 Mar 09
It might be great to be able to talk to cats but I doubt if there would be much to say to them and them to us. Would we be talking about mice and rats and things like that? I wouldn't be thrilled with that conversation. I find it hard to get good conversation from people, even. cheers!!
@zahfran (851)
• Singapore
20 Mar 09
Hahaha.. Don't tell me you're one of those people that talk to cats and dogs.. What happens if they talk back? haha
@Rainegurl (2156)
• Philippines
20 Mar 09
You mean, what if Mylot is a way for aliens to get to know human beings? Lol! I will not talk anymore. Hahaha just kidding. I have my moments of weirdness. I talk to my things, even my hair clips. So I won't be surprised to see someone talking to a cat. I think your brother is normal. Have a nice day!
@zahfran (851)
• Singapore
20 Mar 09
Yeah.. I mean, of course my brothers human.. Its just a bit that I have to reach home to find him talking to the cat.. I talk to the cat too once a while.. And if I'm lucky, the cat does reply.. lol..
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@LCHBheart (167)
• Singapore
20 Mar 09
It's normal to talk to animals. However, when he starts talking to inanimate objects or things that aren't there, it's time to be nervous. Or when he insists that the cat is talking back to him, it's time to bring out the yellow pages and look for your neighborhood shrink.
@zahfran (851)
• Singapore
20 Mar 09
Nice one LCHBheart.. Anyway, for the moment, I don't think all that is necessary.. hahaha.. If he's talking to things that aren't there, I seriously wouldn't what to do. Thanks so now I'll be more prepared.. :)
• Philippines
20 Mar 09
Hello Zahfran, yes, you do watched a lot of sci-fi movies and horror movies as well. Basically i don't find it weird if your brother is talking to your cat, a lot of people, including me talk to our pet as well. It is a good way to relief tensions and stress, don't you know that having pets is a stress buster? but anyway, just like what you said, you went back home, called the day a relaxation mode because you felt lazy, and so are we, we need to rest for some time and this is not because we are lazy, but just taking one day at a time. Good thing that you have a cat, probably you haven't tried talking to cats yet. As long as your cat is playful and active, i would be happy for that. Just don't think the cat was an alien too, hehehe! Happy Mylotting!
@zahfran (851)
• Singapore
20 Mar 09
Hahaha.. Talking about cats, my cat is one scaredy cat. Seriously. It only likes to act fierce but in fact it's a scaredy cat. haha.. Happy mylotting to you too..
@hanah87 (1835)
• Malaysia
20 Mar 09
I think he is try something new.It not weird thing.Today many people like to talk to their plan to make it grow better and others.
@zahfran (851)
• Singapore
20 Mar 09
Hello.. Thanks for the response.. Its a bit weird though.. What do you talk to?
@louisex2 (203)
• India
20 Mar 09
@ zahfran...your post giggles me[:P]...really good one...hey, think about that cat?...have you ever thought if that cat has controlled your brother???...OMG!!!...master mind alien is that cat[:O]...he he
@zahfran (851)
• Singapore
20 Mar 09
hey, louisex2.. Don't you start putting weird ideas back into my mind again.. hahaha