Create A Useless Ability

Philippines
March 24, 2009 4:55am CST
I don't know if anyone started this yet. Let's create a useless ability just for the lulz. Lemme start: The ability to resurrect vermin. Telepathy, but only works on infants. 1 inch Telekinesis. Flight, but has a side-effect: Acrophobia.
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3 responses
brew2x
@brew2x (3094)
• Philippines
24 Mar 09
This is funny ... LOL ... It made me immediately think of a movie I love about people with super powers. I'm not sure if you have seen Mystery Men. There is this one guy who has the ability to become invisible but only when no one is looking haha. Sorry if I haven't think of anything yet, once I came up with an idea I will post it here =)
ayenacsi
@ayenacsi (910)
• Philippines
25 Mar 09
Hello Brew and Dispatcher! Can't think of one right now...can't get to make those brain cells work more But Brew's response really made me smile... I wish that others would come up with something that is just as useless
ayenacsi
@ayenacsi (910)
• Philippines
25 Mar 09
It's Discharger! Sorry really! My bad...
ayenacsi
@ayenacsi (910)
• Philippines
25 Mar 09
Seems I really need to sharpen my memory... It's so embarrassing...
maezee
@maezee (41997)
• United States
1 Apr 09
Here's one (that I stole from Family Guy): the ability to grow your nails 2-3 inches longer than they are (and retract them whenever you want). . I suppose some people might find use for that..skill, but it would just be useless to me.
discharger
@discharger (48)
• Philippines
1 Apr 09
useful for nose picking .lol
modstar
@modstar (9605)
• Philippines
25 Mar 09
Haha! This is a funny discussion! Now let me think. How about the ability to create fire but only limited in Antarctica. Ability to turn into a deer only in alligator infested swamp. Ability to run very fast in one direction. Ability to listen/hear miles apart from and ONLY to radio announcers and only on working hours. Lol!
discharger
@discharger (48)
• Philippines
25 Mar 09
Immortality, but you age backwards